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influencer strategist @ devolver digital || she/her cats, games, vibes, etc.
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mondays am i right

he thinks he's cooler than me

so sorry for the delayed response, they released another major update for Hades 2 and we are so back

grant me the serenity to not fight with strangers on the internet today I am begging

look at this baby BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

excited to plan 40 hour road trips this year instead of getting on a plane :)))

Went to an RMT for the first time this morning?? Should have been doing this for years??

no thoughts only Returnal

I'm open to learning a lot of things but I absolutely refuse to learn how to portion pasta properly

that's my wifey

you know what they say, gotta break some eggs in order to have some broken eggs

a look under the hood

no Past Jess don't do it don't eat those tacos you're gonna get so sick even the cat's going to avoid you Past Jess please we both know beef shouldn't look like that you're gonna be out for 24 hours with a barf bucket don't do it no Past Jess no

oh man feeling pretty bleak about the world better fill the void by... *cue the wheel spin*... impulse buying a guitar, sweet

so are eggs cheaper yet or nah

FFXIV BlackMilk collection?? My life is OVER it's so OVER.

back on my bullshit (turn-based RPGs)

bnuuy

bye tiktok we hardly knew ye

we can all act like we're not that excited for the Switch 2 but once that Direct drops in April you know everyone's gonna swerve immediately into "I'm in day one, baby"

every day I wake up and all I think about is her* *Space Jam/Metaphor: ReFantazio battle theme mashup

✨ him ✨

I've been watching nothing but Top Chef and suddenly feel qualified to be a food critic.

"you can really tell who does and doesn't have dead parents based on their dead dad joke responses huh" - and then I spent the rest of my appointment in contemplative silence

man what a year can't wait for 2026

LOOK AT THESE BATH BOMBS

spiraling into the bad place today (thinking "I should give myself bangs")

for christmas I got pretty jazzed about new socks, a bunch of boxes of tampons, and a gift card to the grocery store so really feeling my 30s right now

PLAY 1000xRESIST that’s it

king

People are good if you know where to look. Please remember that the loudest of folks are usually the worst. People are GOOD and people care about each other. Try to find the good in the world, even if sometimes it’s harder to find ❤️

no no I'm not jetlagged I ALWAYS get up at 7 am, eat a bag of salt and vinegar chips, and take a bubble bath.

PLAY OKAMI

going home today, made new pals

very casually in South Africa for two weeks, goodbye