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Work in Hollywood or what remains. Currently developing and consulting in AI, digital doubles, web3, but also TV. Frmr ICM digital talent agent & rock ‘n roll roadie. Snarky AF. USC alum (J School & Cinema) In recovery. LinkedIn has the pro stuff.
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Who’s minding the store? www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/o...

Did I just tell the customer support person at Tesla to enjoy working for a Nazi sympathizer? Why yes I did. Note: We had a solar and power wall system from them pre-nazi era until our home burned down and Tesla said they would’t work with us on the loan.

This is all that survived. It’s time to change building codes to require all new homes be built out of recycled pink flamingos.

This is all that remains of everything we owned. Still in shock but grateful we are alive. Now we start over from scratch. #EatonFire

Never thought I wanted to be a nomad at this point in my life but here we go. Lost everything in the #EatonFire but some clothing and our laptops. No idea where we go next but with no family to stay with and now no home, we also have nothing pointing us in any direction. More will be revealed.

Apparently JD Vance had minor surgery today. No word yet if his balls were successfully reattached but I doubt it.

Things to look forward to…

What’s next, White Friday sales? www.cnn.com/2024/11/25/b...

Nancy Mace needs to prove she’s not an old baboon in drag.

Song of The Day: It’s such a beautifully composed song that it’s near impossible to get out of my brain once it starts. It also takes me back to living in Echo Park over the lake in a bungalow John just below. It's an all time favorite: Taillights Fade by Buffalo Tom. music.apple.com/us/album/let...

You sure this fight isn’t part of Netflix is a Joke?

There’s not enough cookies nor coffee to stuff all these feelings.

I’ve been reflecting how music saved my life so yesterday I started posting a daily song on social media since we all could use some life saving. These are not meant to be political in fact the opposite. Day 1 was Elvis Costello’s “What’s So Funny ‘Bout Peace, Love and Understanding”.

The truth comes out. Musk has made it clear that he believes the “woke mind virus” is a bigger threat to humanity than climate change. He even supported Trump’s plans to remove the $7,500 tax credit for EVs once he is back in power. Elon apparently feels it will impact competitors more than Tesla.

How soon will republicans delete the historical record to “unreflect” Trump’s impeachments?

Hoping this place is snark friendly cause I can’t take serious for a while.

Is it necessary to get out of bed today (or thru 2029)? Asking for a friend (me)

My youngest son asked me today how he could learn to play drums and I’ve never been more grateful he went away to London for University.

The problem with crypto investing is I panic 24/7 instead of just market business hours.

Why is there such a stigma about helping the poor in politics? It’s always about helping the middle class rise. The poor vote and should be represented equally. But mentioning them seems verboten by all parties.

I am a glutton for punishment as a USC Football fan. That said I still love it. I just don’t get as angry when they lose as I once did.

Great. Elon and Vivek named as govt accountability commission. Elon tanked twitter by firing everyone and not honoring their contracts which is perfectly in line with trump’s businesses. But not how to run a government

Our Frenchie is anti social, farts and licks his paws incessantly. There. I said it.

Yeah this is me.