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jesseanoonan.bsky.social
dumb music boy with an album out now ffm.to/JNtragedy
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this will go platinum in the group chat i fear

being hip with the youth is going well

*to the tune of yerushalayim by the Miami boys choir* lisan-al gaib!

someone following less than 1000 people followed me……ya boi’s finally moving up in the world

which member of the waveform podcast will be the one to say that technically the iPhone 16e is the rumored iPhone SE upgrade that they talked about last week, but the S stands for Sixteen? my money’s on David

scooby doo be like ry remical romance

valentine’s day and i don’t have a boyfriend :( but there’s a new severance episode i haven’t watched yet :)

i want to say that Apple Intelligence is overhated and is a genuine improvement to Siri but it also keeps marking the most obvious spam texts as “maybe important” so it’s not looking great for the Intelligence part

first of all, his full name is Jalen HuluHasLiveSports

birds went, so proud of them

i feel bad for the people not watching the super bowl for political reasons cause this is the biggest destruction of a red team since the 2008 election

Jalen Hurts is the type of quarterback to throw a 60 yard touchdown for fun

big as the what

did the chiefs party too much on bourbon street last night or something? what is going on

MAHOMES WAS JUST SACKED BY HIS OWN LINEMAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who’s more angry to possibly say the phrase “super bowl champion Nick Sirianni”, chiefs fans or eagles fans?

i’m tempted to say the eagles are luring me into a false sense of security right now but oh my god the chiefs are playing like such shit rn

i know a lot of people aren’t watching the super bowl this year so i’ll provide an update: the eagles faced a 1st and goal at the 1, guess what happened

omg you don’t like the things everyone else likes?? what do you like then? complaining about politics on bluesky?? wow you’re so cool your mom must be so proud

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @edsbs.bsky.social hi I sent in the story with the lady with a bird on her shoulder from a couple weeks ago, I forgot the important context that this was in a Publix

this week on the mainstream: requesting the closure of two separate video game studios for different emotional reasons open.spotify.com/episode/152h...

i need janelle monaé to fully sell out so that she becomes the household name she deserves to be. i want my mom and siblings to tell me about the new janelle album unprompted

congratulations to @brianmcm.bsky.social for winning our #grammys predictions, beaten by one not like us win is a respectable way to go out though

billie eilish went to the #grammys, performed, watched some great performances, and left empty handed, this might be the greatest night of her life

ah yes, let's put our trust in another billionaire, surely it will work this time

me and @brianmcm.bsky.social's grammy predictions! hear us stumble through these on the bonus episode of our podcast we posted last night

bonus podcast is up! @brianmcm.bsky.social and i went over the Grammy nominations in november 2024 and just posted it now, don’t worry about it

fun fact: eating leftover lo mein for breakfast unlocks a cool new ability where you feel gross for the rest of the day

“don’t expect a 5-star experience” -man who just left a 4.5 star yelp review on a mcdonalds that only gets his order wrong sometimes

my solar system fantasy league is in shambles

possibly the hardest I have laughed in my adult life, this week on the mainstream open.spotify.com/episode/0CFz...

unfortunate news: the team that lost the game was the one i wanted to win

the bills only work in extremes I swear

absolutely wild that this looks exactly like the concept art, i don’t think it’s possible for me to be more hyped for this park

i need someone else in my life to watch severance man i got no one to talk about this series with

upside of it being chilly outside: getting to wear my favorite jackets and hoodies again downside: the dreaded Sniffles

ah, mkbhd’s mentions are trash for no reason, feels like home

As good of a time for a first post as anything, @jesseanoonan.bsky.social and I have started a podcast! Come check it out, link in bio