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Writer. 20+ years in politics, advocacy, and labor. Current union thug, future therapist. I wrote a novel once, and now I'm working on a play about punching Nazis. He/him. DC.
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if you don't reply to this skeet I will take it as your resignation

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Monday 8am-5pm Panicked about the future of my family and my nation Tuesday 8am-5pm Panicked about the future of my family and my nation Wednesday 8am-5pm Panicked about the future of my family and my nation Thursday 8am-5pm Panicked about the future of my family and my nation Friday 8am-5pm P

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why yes black phillip, I *wouldst* like to live deliciously

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One question I always want to ask these silly oligarchs and tech bros who shout about their high IQs is whether they've spent decades trying to dick-swing some perfunctory elementary-school assessment or whether they actually paid psychologists as adults to tell them what geniuses they are.

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the next pope is gonna be such a dick

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Why has there been no reporting from media reporters on who is in charge of the NYT style guide?

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trying to leave the house to work on A Thing but there's a problem

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I fuckin told y'all this was going to become a thing with right-wingers. We're maybe a month away from people greeting each other on the streets with this shit.

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And what they would do if Trump told them to shoot protestors.

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I'll tell you who shouldn't be the new chairman of the joint chiefs, the guy who just had to replace my dad's hip for the second time in as many months

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Someone should develop an app to identify where cybertrucks are so people can go vandaliz--oh god I'm becoming one of them

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by the way apropos of this story, cuckoo was a very good movie

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fuck it let's go again

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Sharing here what I posted on ig: As Jews grieve the confirmation of the Bibas’ deaths, I’ve seen so many gleeful comments of “well Israel killed them.” First, apparently not. Second, they would not have been killed by anyone if Hamas had not stolen them from their kibbutz in October. 1/4

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Perfect encapsulation of what doge is doing. They aren't getting rid of waste and fraud. They're getting rid of review and oversight.

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and if they don't do what we ask, then let's run guys like this against them

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Trump: "uh yeah I know, that's why I think he's cool"

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It's the Golden Age* *for scammers, grifters, conmen, and rapists

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It's fun to blame this guy for not knowing the truth about Trump's history of business failures, fraud, cheating people out of money he owes them, and general inattention to detail, but the truth is this is a failure of the media to accurately portray his character. Because that would be "biased."

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everything is so fucked and it makes me feel bad

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