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Formerly “The Daily Don” Meta nuked all of my socials for being mean to racists so here we are. Doodler of toons / Roaster of goons https://linktr.ee/jesseduquette
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History doesn’t rhyme but it does something something

CPAC speech transcript aka Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before

Mission impossible with piles of hospital laundry like this walking around

The Scream: Napoleon Bonapartheid Edition

Mars Karen is just like Leatherface except his choice of murder weapon is second-hand embarrassment.

Twenty bucks says President Kremlin Debt thinks “B.C.” stands for “Burger King”.

Kash Patel is a Totally Normal guy to head the FBI, just like it’s Totally Normal that he always looks like someone just walked in on him watching his sister sleeping.

Chinless Dust Mummy won’t be seeking reelection so he can spend more time slowly drowning puppies in a bathtub from the comfort of his own home.

I always suspected we’d eventually slide into fascism, I just didn’t expect the fascists to be sporting Racist Sunset No. 5 bronzer and a muskrat pelt toupee.

American Gothic: Herr Plugs Edition

Guessing that Charmless Slenderman maintains that cadaver-in-a-river pallor by bathing in the blood of the orphaned migrants he keeps locked in his mom’s basement every night

Elon helping Trump make airplanes the Cybertrucks of the skies

Happy Senile Former Game Show Host Day 🇺🇸

Get in loser, we’re picking up other divorced dads to go hate criming in our Minecraftmobile

Whether it’s a billionaire’s boot or a pair of Punisher Skull trucknuts, MAGA keeps em shiny

When American fascists get a whiff of power, the first thing to come off are the gloves, then it’s the hoods.

When “doing your own research” means Googling the cost of child-size coffins

Flesh Cavern Turkey Throat has been putting the “dick” in “contradiction” since, well, forever

Quid Pro Qompromised

Gitmo-a-Lago is gonna be like the Days Inn of Dachaus.

When they say “golden age” they mean they’d lustily chug buckets of Donny’s urine if he told them it would hurt trans people.

When your credentials for Health Secretary are “has abs sometimes” and “does his own research”.

Feeing #blessed to have lived long enough to see the first time that a Vice President picked the President

Which came first, the fascist chicken with a face like an inside-out walrus corpse or the egg?

“The revolution ‘bout to be televised. You picked the right time, but the wrong guy”

You’d think Klan Chowder’s cultists were actually in the Superbowl given how much they love being played.

Good news, young Jebediah

Give me your Teutons, your Proud Boys, Your hassled asses yearning to bootlick freely

Being around Nazye must be like hungover jury duty.

Congrats Mars Karen on another magazine cover, goateed hundredaires with bible verses in their bios, rejoice!

Wear this fit and watch your street cred explode like a Cybertruck

Amazing how in just a couple of years this drawing went from satire to normalcy.

How else to deal with a greedy ghoul who nobody elected and is currently engaged in a hostile takeover of a country?

One for Mars Karen’s fanboys, though I imagine the reference is lost on people for whom “doing my own research” means crying about DEI in a Flat Earther subreddit.

He has the best words

Do festering black holes of white grievance even give off a shadow?

Good thing Mars Karen has two hands so he can use one for pilfering from the Treasury Department and everyone’s Social Security.

The code may change but the Klan remains the same

A fascist’s a fascist, no matter how small

What’s old is new again

These companies crawling over each other to ditch their DEI programs is a CHOICE, just like we all have a choice where to spend our dollars. Let’s reward their cowardly capitulation to a racist moron’s bullshit agenda.

A couple drawings I did over the summer of RFKFC Jr. (and before the account deletion), resharing on the occasion of his public humiliation hearing. I mean confirmation.

Wishing this nightmare-voiced chainsaw sculpture best of luck with his confirmation hearing

Piss Cloud Perm Enthusiast @zuck thinks cartoons that make fun of fascists creeps are worse than the actual fascist creeps.

@meta may delete this but hey it’s just a photo-realistic portrait of Charmless Slenderman, the cadaver-eyed hate ghoul and aspirational human making all of the policies coming from the White House, what’s the problem?