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Ballistic: Mickey vs Ricky twitch.tv/gooffkings

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

i’m shitting in one hand and wishing in the other to see which one fills up faster. #billionairehelp

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

The difference between sex and making love is that in one, you feel your very soul connect with another human being in the most intimate way possible, by honking barn noises together with your barn tube stuck in her farm hole. I forget where I was going with this (still recovering from concussion).

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

Immaculate Conception of a Plan. @theonion.com

submitted 7 days ago • 56 comments

I went to check on what it says in the social contract and inside there was just a bag of dirt that said PUTO ??

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

no offense to the guys who eat shit and drink piss for sexual gratification but its funny to think about them having food sensitivities or preferences. ahh i love to eat poop but i hate pimiento cheese. no pepsi is not ok. do you have a wine glass of hot pee for me instead? crazy but hey thats life

submitted 6 days ago • 16 comments

Every day I wake up and check the news to see if it's The Big Day. I can't wait for The Big Day!!

submitted 7 days ago • 88 comments

check out Your Kickstarter Suck in Toronto on the Guy podcast

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

Everyone’s criticizing RFK Jr before he even spends one day on the job. But keep in mind he’s going to kill more Trump voters than anybody else possibly could

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

We're not doing this. but we are live right now. with @libbycwatson.bsky.social and we are goign to watch Ghost hunters

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

Musk mElon & his cronies: We're destroying the government. Gree hee! Dem Politicians: We'll defend you, laying our freedom on the line and if necessary, our lives. As we were duly elected to do! Me: I am jacking off to a 4096x2560 image of Yoda with GG tits generated by PornGPT. see the problem?

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

I'm a designer, illustrator & artist looking for work. If you need graphics of any kind, get in touch: 🌐 jackapedia.design ✉ [email protected]

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

@rokhanna.bsky.social hey shit for brains, did you decide to go into the office today or are you gonna head out to do some jackoff podcast again?? fucking loser

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

lazy bonehead @rokhanna.bsky.social skipped the vote to subpoena the nazi dismantling our government to go on a podcast. now that's epic!

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

@rokhanna.bsky.social Good morning dumbass. Don’t forget you actually have to go to work today like everyone else!!! Take a fuckin sack lunch

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

"It was a great honor to lose historically in front of President Trump before he got up and left during the 2nd quarter due to how bad we sucked."

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

the super bowl commercials and to a lesser extent, the game itself, always remind me that this country produces nothing of value and everyone in it is shit. although i could go for some nerds gummy clusters. that confection feels like a winning combination of two awesome tastes.

submitted 13 days ago • 22 comments

My sources say the death penalty, for stinking at football, being considered for Patrick Mahomes. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

End of an era! What a cool sendoff for Hubie Brown at the end of his final broadcast. And definitely an interesting payoff to the man-sized catapult and brick wall that appeared just after halftime, as well.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

does anyone know where you can watch the Super Bowl if you don't have DraftKingsTV or FanDuel Network? I self-excluded from MGMbet+ so I can't use that anymore.

submitted 13 days ago • 22 comments

the new mueller-posting meta has emerged, and it is the fantastical belief that blackhat hackers will intervene to save medicaid

submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments