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jesseltaylor.bsky.social
he/him, believer in the way (kenny atkinson), the light (darius garland), and the truth (ty jerome)
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He found his calling at a Showbiz Pizza in 1986

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Has anyone played the new Yakuza game yet? I'm 100% going to get it, but I want to know if it's a right now purchase or a wait until it's half off purchase

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They're gonna try to fire all the judges, aren't they

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I'm your favorite poster's favorite muted courtesy follow

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A lot of people are going to be angry about this, but it's objectively true that 71% of our GDP during the Biden era went to gender affirming surgeries, according to TaintTickler on X

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everyone's first bullet point should be "acknowledged my kids"

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Took my dog for a walk and he kicked mulch into my face as I was picking up his poop, so I guess he's the owner now

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"I'm requesting direct reports from two million people on a weekly basis" - the dumbest man you've ever met

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The president is worried their food is a little too seasoned

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This is how all areas should be explained "This house is less than a Calamity Ganon to the nearest IKEA"

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I literally reported this Wednesday.

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Listen, doing authoritarianism by alienating the military, capital, and undermining trust in a compliant media is usually a bad idea, but these wacky guys are gonna give it a shot

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The DOGE boys vs. the Cleveland Cavaliers for control of our democracy

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Why do I hate it so much when they say each other's full names on Love is Blind

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I just feel like if I were in a room where people were saying this, I would realize I made a huge fucking mistake

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MY WIFE: I wonder if he's thinking about other women ME: if Reacher cracked my back it would fix me

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his entire presidency will be just pardoning these same people over and over again

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what would be cool right now is if the United States had a co-equal branch of government to the executive that could control funding and also impeach and convict the executive alas

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this is one of the greatest collections of words ever assembled

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you gotta truly hate a car to egg it in 2025, that's like pelting a carriage with a gold nugget in 1850

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four hours from now: DOGE announces firing of 7,200 NHTSA employees

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I would say New York City vote for anyone else but my fear is that he's going to rig the primary so that his only opponent is a guy whose platform is "let the rats take over"

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It's blatantly obvious that the NYT finds Republicans to interview by calling up their Republican Party contacts and asking for someone "normal" to get quotes from, and their failure to disclose that they always interview party apparatchiks is a conscious choice

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Trump take egg CBS take deposition

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CANADA!

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Sports tip: if you know nothing about the sport, whenever two players get aggressive just say, "it's getting chippy out there!"

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Wearing your vice presidential capris

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I want to thank Senator McConnell for everything he did to help his country, such as

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Modeling my life like a billionaire (questionably employed, obviously high)

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my daughter keeps setting one-second timers on her iPad because she really likes the sound the alarm makes if you want to know what hell is like

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Is there an actual request here, or is Martin just sending around letter commemorating sick burns

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a bit fascinating how this takes the government at its word that these employees were fired for performance issues when we know that they're firing everyone with a "probationary" title regardless of performance

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this would have gotten an immediate full season order at NBC in 1983

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hi, i'm perfect at posting

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I agree that Americans are unlikely to spend these completely fake payouts

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Jeremy Irons just started sweating bullets

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i'm just going to point out that enacting a massive new tax regime in the form of tariffs then gutting the agencies that would be responsible for ensuring compliance is dumb as fuck

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