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jessieevee.bsky.social
She/Her. 🤍 Dog mom x3 / wifey Twitch affiliate / variety streamer twitch.tv/jessieevee
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“I love watching your brain bounce around like the dvd logo” my fiancé to me just now

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Told myself I’m not allowed to color today until I fold my laundry and do my dishes

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to read books and color in coloring books and game with friends and eat good food and create art and make people laugh and be happy and pet dogs and save strays and live on a farm and grow my own food is that too much to ask

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

This feels relevant right now.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

submitted 58 days ago • 834 comments

i am going to do my best to hold tight to my happiness and reject the misery they want to put in my heart. i will be encouraging everyone i know to do the same. i recognize that this will often come across as inappropriate or tone deaf. it's my firm belief that if we give up this ground we've lost.

submitted 57 days ago • 29 comments

Freedom of speech except for your self expression of gender. Y’all are really fucking stupid.

submitted 58 days ago • 9 comments

They will, they absolutely will have short term memory loss. It’s what they do.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

How many times have you habitually opened tiktok since it shut down? 😭

submitted 59 days ago • 4 comments

heard the new switch got announced and my clit perked up

submitted 62 days ago • 11 comments

You ever randomly remember that pot pies exist? Like this shit slaps so hard

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

Thinking about infinity Nikki

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

Just remembered Pokémon pizza comes out this year!!!

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I’m excited to be married don’t get my wrong but I’m also excited to have all my Internet friends in one room for a night from literally all over the country and to meet a lot of them for the first TIME 🥹

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

May the tears you cried in 2024 water the seeds you planted for 2025 Happy new year 🥂

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

You ever check insta and it’s showing you posts that are literally years old?? Anyways if I’m just now liking your posts that are old as shit mind your business ig 😭😂

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Sharing the only photo I can here without posting tits and ass on main but I’m extremely happy with how my bridal boudoir turned out 🙂‍↕️🤭

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Hey I promise I’m gonna be streaming again soon! Between working two jobs (one of which I am quitting very soon) and the holidays I’ve been POOPED

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Just me and my heating pad against the world

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Hey if I got new monitors for myself for Christmas can someone gift me a quick pro/con for curved monitors?

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

the final moments of kaizo ironmon, I finally beat it after starting the challenge August 2023 :,)

submitted 92 days ago • 56 comments

If 2024 taught me anything it’s that you can go through a million hard times, death, life changes and so much more and STILL choose to be kind to others.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

It’s our first Christmas without you and I couldn’t bring myself not to order your gifts. They got delivered today. 💔

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

everybody warned me that holiday grief was hard but it didn’t really hit me until I went Christmas shopping and had one less person to shop for

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck this whole PTCG event bro

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Hey sorry I’ve been working two jobs and 12-14 hour days!! I’m exhausted!!

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Me in a hotel alone means my friends are receiving approximately a thousand tiktoks rn

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I have to travel out of state alone for training for my new job and I am!! Nervous!! But excited!!

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I have cramps, wine and I’m live on the purple app with more BG3 chaos twitch.tv/jessieevee

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Say what you will about the afterlife but I thought to myself “happy Thanksgiving mom, if you’re here show me a green car” and I saw 5 green cars in a row in varying shades. Her favorite color was green. 💚

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 🍁

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

Hey I really like my new job 🥹

submitted 113 days ago • 4 comments

it’s time twitch.tv/jessieevee

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry I can never follow anyone again or I would break the cool number 🤷🏼‍♀️

submitted 115 days ago • 2 comments

When are they bringing webfishing to mobile bc I’d eat that shit up

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

I 💖 sweater season #ootd

submitted 116 days ago • 3 comments

Don’t forget! This starts Monday 👀

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

She summa-lumma on my dooma-lumma till I rap god

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Can yall stop opening all the good PTCG packs because mine have been doodie squirty for like 5 days

submitted 118 days ago • 3 comments

“You don’t really need to warm up your car for more than 5 minutes” hey tell that to my windshield that’s frozen solid? I’ll be defrosting thank you

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Video games: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Video games where you can pet a dog: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

submitted 119 days ago • 6 comments