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Again, folks seem not to grasp how much this is a total collapse of the Constitutional order. A random private citizen is running the "Cabinet" meeting of POTUS & the Principal Officers of the Executive Departments, & going around unplugging large portions of the government. And we're all just 🤷‍♂️

submitted 1 day ago • 187 comments

Striking how easily you can get millions of people to vote for a boot on their own face just by lying to them about the boot going on someone else's face.

submitted 1 day ago • 128 comments

Such an elegant way to heavily imply a mountain of nudes

submitted 12 days ago • 51 comments

BREAKING: every goddamn thing

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

If everyone votes for someone else to get lifted up, everyone has a chance of getting lifted up. If everyone votes for someone else to get screwed, everyone gets screwed.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

the problem with the “listen to your body” thing is that mine is always telling me it’s the perfect time to get cozy in bed 😔

submitted 10 days ago • 23 comments

It sucks living in the universe where Biff has the Almanac

submitted 13 days ago • 39 comments

submitted 22 days ago • 22 comments

Timeline break: Max is here to check on you #Catsky

submitted 23 days ago • 16 comments

And what I want, right now, as a Democrat, is a scorched earth strategy. I don’t want any cooperation with these fucking traitors. I want Sherman through South Carolina energy. I want Republicans to regret ever hearing the name Donald Trump, let alone nominating him.

submitted 56 days ago • 84 comments

grind the government to a halt stop voting for any nominees, object to every unanimous consent, do a rotating talking filibuster on the senate floor going over the transformation of the United States into Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s personal fiefdom act like what’s happening is happening

submitted 26 days ago • 88 comments

Charles I will throw your phone in the goddamn Gowanus Canal if you don’t get off this website and start actually throwing hands

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

whenever manny jacinto’s beautiful face pops up in my feed I’m reminded of this tweet

submitted 32 days ago • 3 comments

www.mlb.com/brewers/news...

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submitted 56 days ago • 7 comments

Good morning!

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submitted 58 days ago • 24 comments

President, humanitarian, strike thrower

submitted 59 days ago • 275 comments

I’ve seen hour long TV shows with a less compelling narrative than the Pop-Tarts Bowl.

submitted 60 days ago • 21 comments

Waiting for the Squid Games to actually start in Squid Game 2

submitted 62 days ago • 3 comments

I promised more pics of Salem, Christmas kilt. Happy Holidays #CorgiCrew !

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

It is so perfectly American that we have two indicators for public safety, both revolving around corporations: the Waffle House Index for storm severity and the Yankee Candle Index tracking covid rates.

submitted 67 days ago • 3 comments

Scream!

submitted 71 days ago • 19 comments

submitted 69 days ago • 13 comments

The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.

submitted 72 days ago • 385 comments

16 year anniversary of Shoe Day.

submitted 74 days ago • 18 comments