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The fact that Larry the Cat is 18 already haunts me.

Everyone talking voting Cinnamoroll out of the #1 spot when my faves aren't even on the ballot. Why are we taking anyone off at all? They're just little guys!

Ok but in this essay, I will justify my moral panic around anyone who thinks that Solo Leveling should win Anime of the Year...

My extremely niche complaint of the day is how did whoever's in charge of merch for @maybehappyending.bsky.social not put the helperbot logo on the charger?! Also, please release a vinyl with the cast album.

I never had any doubts but the Abbott Elementary and It's Always Sunny crossover was immaculate.

The fact that some people are shocked by 001 in season 2 ep 7 of Squid Game is why the election went the way it did.

My favourite reaction to being carded is from the Dublin airport duty free “‘87?! Jesus Christ!”

This lam(b)and I share a birthday. I have never been more thrilled.

I’m sure there are other reasons but a main reason why I don’t enjoy House of the Dragon is that watching the dragons fight each other feels like a dog fight. THEY’RE JUST BABIES

He looks so proud of himself

www.tiktok.com/t/ZTN2HwKn5/ I know LDR didn’t win any Grammys this year but Patti Smith covering her song is a much stronger flex

I feel like we’re all complicit in elder abuse at this point.

Doctors Without Borders forced to close primary care centre in Al Mawasi due to Israel’s offensive in #Rafah. We had treated over 33,000 patients at the health centre since February. This is the second health facility we have been forced to close this week. #Gaza

I’m an artist (on the subway and I left my headphones at work)

I’m sorry but what self respecting college is inviting the kicker - the KICKER - to make commencement speeches? You couldn’t get anyone who’s on the field for more than 5% of the game?

I have never, and I mean never, rooted for a reality show contestant the way I’m rooting for The Circle AI

If Feud’s next season isn’t a “fictional” account of Yuja Wang and Klaus Mäkelä’s break up, we’re doing capitalism wrong.

The library board “fired the library director for refusing to move or remove 113 books that they feel are ‘inappropriate.’ The rest of the staff did something heroic in solidarity with their colleague: they walked out, locked up the library, and said No to this unethical board action.”