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jessliotta.bsky.social
Dual class 🇺🇸/🇮🇹 (siciliana, e imparando italiano). I’m a mushroom forager, parent to two very fucking cool kids, silken windhound owner, and food obsessive; be ready for me to be annoying about all the above. PNW now, CA before, PNW before that. She/her
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Senshi would also crush Great Dungeon Bakeoff, in either his traditional dwarf OR sexy elf form

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

I love how all the Palermo airport taxi services have websites full of Mercedes s class luxury sedans, when buddy, there is no way you’re being picked up in anything other than a Fiat Panda manufactured last century, or MAYBE a Renault van held together with duct tape applied by someone’s cugino

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

Aaah lol I’m literally posting this from an A320, HBD lil plane!

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

RIP to my faithful companion, this neon green East Bay Regional Park District water bottle I fished out of a Trackers lost and found randomly one day in ~2018, which developed a goddamn spontaneous puncture leak and flooded my new bag immediately after boarding

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

S’yeahsso, I’ve gotten really good at playing mileage and points games with airlines and been saving ‘em up, soooo I’m flying my first long haul business class flight PDX -> LHR in a moment AND it’s on one of the new upgraded BA sky suite planes entirely on points and, man. This is uhhhh NICE

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

there is little hope for this dog those bacteria are too big

submitted 22 hours ago • 37 comments

Portland graffiti that uh, has its heart in the right place. …I think

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Ashitaka's story emphasizes the importance of having two girlfriends, one who is nice but evil and one who is mean but good, and you have to spend all of your time doing stuff for them

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Our guy walks into a totally unfamiliar environment with the craziest possible shit happening all around him and still somehow manages to make the correct moral choice like 85 times in a row.

submitted 3 days ago • 34 comments

Photos of my stupidly adorable dog will continue to be posted until morale improves (so like… indefinitely 🫠)

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

So as mentioned previously I’m visiting Canada. While I doubt this will surprise anyone reading this specifically, I don’t think Americans *generally* have at all reckoned with how breathtakingly PISSED OFF everyone here is with us

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

I assure you that you can fucking absolutely not buy Pliny the Younger on amazon dot ca (I was double checking my recollection that it doesn’t leave the USA) (yes I realize it’s mixing up the ancient Roman with the beer but it’s still stupid)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

We missed all the Portland snow by scarpering up to Vancouver BC to visit pals, but we found some here anyway and Caper L O V E S it

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

All day erry day lately

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment