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jessols.bsky.social
"upnextjess" on Twit The years start comin and they dont stop comin
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how are there already porn bots on here

the only reason im having a white christmas is because theres no POC in my immediate family

my midwestern city hasnt gotten snow since january and it's going to be 50 degrees on christmas. we are at a new level of sooo fucked

need a 5'10 man with pretty eyes soooo bad

My life would be so much easier if i could effectively pee standing up

Playing another round of “Who Would Win” and tonights episode is Debilitating Intrusive Thoughts versus 2 ambien and 1 lorazepam

Bluesky needs more balls on the feed

Sleeping in my contacts, you cant stop me

Im thankful for YOU 🫵🏼

is it persistence or obsession

being in healthcare sucks because i want to tell people about my patients like theyre just everyday people i meet. like wdym i cant tell my friends what dale did today

More like sharter pack

at my job, i pee in the ladies bathroom and poop in the mens. Its become a habit that i sing "poopin in the boys room" every time and then i get this jingle stuck in my head all day long

i’m sorta hung up on someone rn but in 8 years i would love to think about dating you

absolutely obsessing over the thought of my great grandpa on a farm going “gotta lock in” at 5am to shuck corn or something

idek what to post here. Feels too soon for horny posting

I feel more tumblr than twitter on here

my most toxic ex just liked me on tinder, we're so back

roleplaying with this guy but its about how im living in his walls and eating his food

“block swiftly and block often” what if i don’t want to. what if i like psychic damage upon myself

I didnt really hesitate to join bluesky but they could NEVER get me onto threads

discover is just posts from 16 hours ago

boy I picked a hell of a time to not want to die anymore

Mike Tyson losing tonight would be the nail in the coffin of the last couple weeks

Thinking of leaving this cesspit and going to X.

the only 2 things id change abt bluesky is the lacks of a trending tab and being able to send pictures in dms

uhm, this was NOT on my 2024 bingo card. it was actually just 24 56 33 83 45 03 07 FREE 58 21 11 34 55 98 64 67

Asking my friends “do you hate me” so often that they start to hate me

Im not love bombing you, i actually fell in love in a week

I havent been held in months, i need a debilitating situationship. That fixes everything

mental health break? you bet it did

Need an espresso martini and some heavy petting

can't believe i have to look at two social media sites now

not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5 is ruining my life

I'm going to keep being weird until they kill me btw

it was already dark out at 4:30pm do you understand how brave i am for not killing myself yet

urge to vomit uncontrollably intensifying

Sending a picture of my toes to a guy with a foot fetish to feel something

Doug dimadome, owner of the dimsdale dimadome, is my fursona

Not Normal November where i get off my mood stabilizer and adhd meds to see what happens