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An “X” stan twt refugee looking for asylum on a new, safe, Elon-free platform 🫶🏼🕯️tay/noah/lana/phoebe are my favs. ☠️ Elder emo (35 in January) - ADTR groupie🤘🏼witchlor ✨DNI trumpers, xenophobes, etc. ♑️ ☀️ ♊️ 🌙 ♉️ ⬆️
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IM GOING TO SEE MY FAVORITE ARTIST NOAH FUCKING KAHAN I CANT EVEN REALLY BELIEVE ITS TRUE 😭not to mention the other acts 🥲jacks mannequin, good charlotte, Green Day, FOB, nelly, the fray FACK

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We are so so so up

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

This AND last week the most incompetent ref squads smh unbelievable

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

If you have any Vikings fans in your life, please do a wellness check immediately.

submitted 42 days ago • 109 comments

Ok so now we are just making shit rules up as we go along in the NFL huh?! Give me a fucking break that was not an incomplete pass if anything it was intentional grounding. These refs and Troy are blind/brainwashed or something smh. Get me out there on the field as a ref these men are incompetent

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Ok I love Ethel but listening to the first song on her new album and it’s lowkey giving me the creeps/a panic attack 😅anyone else have this reaction?!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I LOVE MY SISSY SO MUCH🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

35……sup?

submitted 49 days ago • 8 comments

Is it just me or are the refs in this game playing for the Lions bc DAWG the number of missed penalties is ridiculous

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome, queen 💗

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

hi everyone I’m always inactive on here but for those not on twt anymore good news I’m taken and I’m happy and she makes me happy ok bye yall!

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

I was in the worst mood until I started watching Josh Allen and the bills kicking a rod’s dumb ass up and down the field 😌truly few things make me happier

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

The feeling is MUTUAL for all of yous but esp you my darling friend across the pond🫶🏼😇

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

My name is Jess and I was born 7 days after 1989 😅

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

I miss him everyday 😢

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

How lame can you fucking be to penalize the Vikings defense for doing the remember the titans celly……WOMP

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Yes I’m a grinch and hate Christmas but then the whopper of my *dreaded* birthday is only two weeks after UGH I hate it here

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

She’s unreal

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Today at family Christmas gathering 2024: psychoanalysis of every member🙃ho ho ho 🎄

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

Dear god what on earth possessed me to listen in on my husband watching We Were Soldiers?????? I am clearly cracked I wanna die😭

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t be controlled…….. I bought two bottles of value Veuve and then was like….fuck it ima ball and bought of Ace of Spade ♠️🙃 🥂

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t need anything from anyone It’s just not my year, but I’m all good out here

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Reppin’ the colors today 🫲🏼🔴

submitted 66 days ago • 3 comments

Anyone else weirdly impatiently waiting for Preacher’s Daughter to come out on vinyl?! Just me???

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

Ugh. I hate this time of year. I have officially completed my transformation into a grinch like creature. Today is 16 years without my dad, it’s been a year and a couple weeks without my Brady baby and 2 1/2 months without mom. This is gonna be a significantly tough one

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

Peeps who have seen Thor: Ragnarok AND Wicked- are we seeing the hilarious similarities between the Grandmaster and Oz?! 😂😂😂😂

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Ok sobbing while watching Dubose on the dolphins getting wheeled off on a stretcher help

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Happy birthday, Tay 🫶🏼 Commmmbattttt, I’m ready for commmbatt 🏹

submitted 73 days ago • 4 comments