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Hi hello I’m very silly Twenty something I like clowns a little bit
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"today is the 20th anniversary of Leeroy Jenkins" ok. putting this here to cause mental damage to certain people

I transitioned into a man so that Whitney Houston can’t hear my thoughts

I’m starting a Tboy basketball team called The Tomcats who wants in

Anyone else feeling evil and deranged or is that just me

have some more soju. make love to dads with big pillowy moobs and a bush that drives u crazy

Oh you had a fever and saw the hat man? That’s cute. When I get sick I have to deal with the penis rat

Drew tf2 support class as the 3 weed smoking girlfriends.

“Asunder” is probably the worst way to be torn. “To shreds” is a close second

Much like imagine dragons today, any three white guys could’ve come up to me in the 90s and said they were the beastie boys and I would’ve believed them.

Listen I know it’s supposed to be pronounced noo-tella but I’m still gonna say nut-ella because I do not respect Italians

“How are you terrified of needles/blood but also have a blood kink?” It’s very simple:

I need more neutered male pets so I can have a council of eunuchs

Hello tf2 community is this anything

I hate when transphobes say “protect women’s spaces” and they’re talking about the shitter. They are talking about the room where they go pee pee and poo poo. Since when is that a sacred space that needs to be protected lmao

Abusive parents are so funny in retrospect because why are you as a grown adult having beef with a toddler lmao. Embarrassing.

S/O to my fellow trans men who don’t want top surgery bc their boobs are simply too nice. We are in this struggle together

Ok cucumber on toast w mayo is an elite snack can’t believe I stopped eating it in kindergarten

Karens will send a Rueben sandwich back at a restaurant for “having too much meat in it” but then say “you get what you get and you don’t get upset” to their kids after serving them Slop Casserole for the 7th night in a row

Great now I can see if my twitter flops succeed here instead