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These gym classes have been kicking my ass. I may complain but I still go.

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Phenomenal. No notes. Go see this immediately.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Ryan Coogler did a fantastic job with that movie. I wanna buy Sinners right now. Did anyone see that ending after the movie was over?

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Lemme get up and mix this whiskey with some gin Jarrell.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The affection of a black man would truly heal me.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I forgot SINNERS came out today. I’ll go see it tomorrow.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I love that my brother came to visit me but I’m ready for him to go, so I can edge this afternoon.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It should be a crime how bad I’m beating my dick rn.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

It’s raining and lightning so hard car alarms are going off. Sheesh

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

This week is going by so fast.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I’m really evolving. I normally make excuses for the slightest thing but even tho it’s raining real bad I still went to the gym.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I think I wanna finally get a dog and I know what I want. I bet these bitches high.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I’m getting real tired of these damn random texts about having an outstanding balance with EZPass. Makes me wanna change my number.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

✊🏿

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

I went out for the first time with my coworkers since I moved here, and I had a great time.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Just got some Popeyes and some tequila. It’s gonna be a good night.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody is out celebrating St. Paddy’s day and I’m laying on my couch.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

WHEEL OF TIME!!!

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t stand when a car is in front of me doing below the speed limit and I can’t drive around. Then have the nerve to press on the breaks.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

It’s really been over a year without booty. 😩

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

The weekend cannot get here fast enough.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

I got a VPN so I can finally watch porn in peace and other things.. These southern states are so backward.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I hear constant knocking thru my walls so I’m assuming my neighbors are fucking… That should be me..

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

I had a long day. I need some nice mounds to rest my head on.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

My new mattress came in but it’s gonna take 72 hrs to be ready. :(

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I didn’t get the position but I know why. I’m still gonna keep trying to apply myself.

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Been gone from this app for a minute. I’m back.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

I got submitted for a new position by my leadership at my job and I had an hour long interview yesterday. I believe it went well. I found out tomorrow if the winds of promotion blow in my direction.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

I got into a fender bender. I’m not at fault. The repair shop took a month to fix everything. I get my car back and now there’s an incessant clicking whenever I turn the car off. My engine lights are on and it’s saying the engine is malfunctioning and needs to be inspected. WTF.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

This dude has the fattest ass at the gym. It’s difficult to look away.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I’m finally home after two weeks. It’s time to bmd. I’ve been waiting patiently. 🌋

submitted 67 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t know where this rain came from, but it can go back to where it came from. I have two more hours to go, and I’m ready to lie down.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Facts. #humpday

submitted 77 days ago • 4 comments