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jesushchr1st.bsky.social
Yep, I'm the real deal! (would be verified if it happens) Here to get my flock back on track and start dealing justice again. 🪽💙 Fuck MAGA, Nazis, and people who follow crap like that.
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Cmon WI we need yall to turn out and stop this MAGA shit right here and right now.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Since the current administration enjoys nicknames so much heres some yinz can all use for free... Dipshit Donnie That Man in the White House Pedo Couch Fucker Loveseat Loverboy Ketamine Dream Illegal Immigrant Elon Nazi Musk

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

It's finally above 32 degrees!

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Good morning! If you're feeling down just remember you're not a Maga Nazi pile of trash. You're a great person who is making the world a better place by being yourself and redirecting the hate that's being thrown at you back at the ones who cast it. If nothing else, I'm proud of you. 💙🪽

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

One of these days I'm just gonna get someone to play the trumpet while I part the clouds and then do absolutely nothing. Just to watch and see what happens down here. I'm a rascal 😁

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

So now the man in the white house is threatening to remove governors who won't do his bidding? I'm thinking he needs his own version of Luigi...get me Mario!

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

I'm gonna need some help. Zeus, if you're on here, I'm gonna need one of your lightning bolts to strike the man in the white house. Odin, if you're on here, Im gonna need you to do what you do best with the rest of MAGA.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

"Jesus loves me this I know for the Bible tells me so" Those dicksacks never finished it though.. I love you all but just as a friend. Don't be getting any ideas.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

If you don't make at least one MAGA scared today, you didn't accomplish shit.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Happy Friday! If you haven't yet, don't forget to tell a MAGA to go fuck themselves.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

At the same time the State of the Union Address is going on there should be a huge protest right outside. Make it so loud that it's picked up on mics INSIDE the building. Or at least make the man in the white house so scared that he has to deliver his speech from a fucking bunker.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

(other part) 6. Don't leave less than a full cup of juice in the fridge for someone else to find 7. Play music through headphones while in public 8. Don't hog the joint 9. Love yourself first 10. Punch Nazis on site.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

New 10 commandments: 1. Don't be a hypocritical asshole 2. Don't commit adultery (that one's gotta stay) 3. Don't kill (also gotta stay) 4. Only steal from the wealthy ($1M and up) 5. Don't force your religion onto others (rest coming in another post)

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

That man in the white house did a flurry of EOs in the first week thinking the sheer volume would make it impossible for us to combat them all. We won't be able to defeat 100 EOs in a day. We will instead dismantle his reign brick by fucking brick every day for 100 days until he is destroyed. 🪽💙

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

I just need my crypto to hit $1 so that I too can purchase my own president. It would be such a nice gift to me.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment