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Okay maybe I should not have watched Arsenal today.

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Well immediately going to forget about that Arsenal game and switch to.......another Arsenal game!

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DePaul mbb 👀

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Happy International Women's Day to this classic banger

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It's nice being one of the few jazz bassists in town, but I'm running out of ways to say "I value my free time more than the survival of the funk/big band/standards/etc group you're absolutely sure will get gigs every week"

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Happy International Women's Day, to the backbone of our White Sox coverage — and society itself. On this day, in this year, more than ever, please appreciate the women in your lives. This link takes you to the weeklong celebration we published one year ago! www.southsidesox.com/meet-the-pla...

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Happy #IWD

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It's like when southern states said, "We don't need the Voting Rights Act anymore, we're not doing anything bad!" but they only weren't doing anything bad BECAUSE of the VRA. And then they went and did the things they used to be banned from doing!

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All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this

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see, here's your problem. you let a cat get in there.

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I just feel like if I’d barged into some federal buildings I didn’t have grounds to enter, and stole everyone’s bank account information, and accidentally revealed a CIA black site, they would have gunshots

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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

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Best part of spring training? Getting to watch the Sox lose two games at once!

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Lmao because the Sox have the highest payroll in the AL Central and will still lose 100+ games

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Tigres just posted a new angle of Jacquie Ovalle’s goal, and it’s as magical as you’d expect.

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Cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers.

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And significantly less stressful than that 7-5!

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ODEGAARD AGAIN! 6-1!!! #COYG #PSVARS #UCL

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Bandle #930 1/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ Found: 40/45 (88.9%) Current Streak: 0 (max 9) #Bandle #Heardle #Wordle bandle.app

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Feels like I shouldn't legally have to log in to work on days like this* *Any day at literally any point in time

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same

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Lord, take away all of Dolly Parton’s pain and give it to literally anyone else.

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god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"

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Great news for money launderers!

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No one wants a paper trail because spending funds Congress has not appropriated is colloquially known as “stealing from the US Treasury.”

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Blue Ghost is on the Moon! Images are coming in now from what appears to be the first fully successful commercial lunar lander. Over the next 2 weeks, it will drill, study lunar dust, and observe an eclipse of the Sun...by the Earth. 🧪🔭 fireflyspace.com/news/firefly...

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

when mom won't make pizza rolls

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AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

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We care about small businesses because we are a small business. If you're not spending today, show up for your indie bookshop in other ways—such as following them on social media, leaving a positive review online, signing up for a newsletter, etc. Support doesn't always require budget 💕

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My job involves talking to fed employees about upcoming contracts and boss today said "Bring up that DOGE wants more transparency if they aren't giving you helpful info." Yeah, bringing up the org that's currently terrorizing the fed workforce is really gonna make them MORE likely to help me 🙄

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"Lads, it's Tottenham"

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I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!

submitted 11 days ago • 305 comments

it's a big year for racist white men not having any consequences for their actions

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An ‘Economic blackout’ is planned for tomorrow in protest of billionaires (like Jeff Bezos) and large corporations (like Amazon)

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days since last win

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Happy 'Who do you think you are?! I am!' day to all who celebrate. On this day in 2012; Pete Weber wins his fifth PBA U.S. Open, and in the midst of losing his motherfucking shit, he unleashed an iconic catchphrase on the world.

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