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21-0 complete game shutout in 2025 is a genuine "no words"

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This movie still slaps btw. The interpersonal drama is top of game

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I say this from the continuing White Sox pit of despair -- Rockies, u ok?

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Amazing work

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Faith, pope, and love of White Sox baseball Why do we believe in things? The jaw-dropping greatness of @brianoneill.bsky.social rears its head, again. All it took was a papal conclave, and the revelation that the most powerful leader on the planet is a White Sox fan www.sbnation.com/e/24190613

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This is the most Chicago editors note ever

submitted 2 days ago • 71 comments

the great lakes republic now controls the holy see. we wait only on pritzker to take up the sword

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I cannot stop laughing, this is the second funniest outcome after Pope Pizzaballa

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Chicago Pope's here

submitted 3 days ago • 244 comments

My emotions the last 20 min

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This is The Last Supper now.

submitted 3 days ago • 261 comments

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

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Pope Giardiniera I

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gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort

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It’s nice that there are a few minutes when anyone could theoretically be the new pope.

submitted 3 days ago • 28 comments

if you hold a seashell up to your ear you can hear a fighter jet

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Just remembered we're still winning the Champions League 😊

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Expected Goals over the two games: Arsenal 4.77 PSG 2.90 (including a penalty)

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Sorry everyone, these PSG games are the only ones I've put on in the background for work all season. And when I turned it off today Saka scored. So I am obviously cursed and vow to not watch another weekday game again.

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And it's Thomas Partey. Again. At faul for both PSG goals. Get. Him. Gone.

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JUSTICE

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Arsenal just cannot catch a break.

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Donnarumma is just an enormous brick wall, doesn't seem fair.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Arsenal are gonna have like 50 shots and convert none of them, aren't they?

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😬

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I dont need a pope update CBS, I need Arsenal

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You know the rule

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🫠

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It will get lost in the torrent, but hard to overstate how scandalous this is. The national security advisor was communicating via a jerry-rigged version of an encrypted app that functionally removed the encryption, meaning an Israeli company could read all his texts. Throw in the towel, folks.

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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think anybody could predict for where this ad goes

submitted 5 days ago • 408 comments

Replies to this saying "just get a passport" as if that's not an insane administrative hurdle in its own right that costs time and money a lot of ppl don't have!

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What a week this Monday has been. 🫩

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21-0 complete game shutout in 2025 is a genuine "no words"

This movie still slaps btw. The interpersonal drama is top of game

I say this from the continuing White Sox pit of despair -- Rockies, u ok?

Amazing work

Faith, pope, and love of White Sox baseball Why do we believe in things? The jaw-dropping greatness of @brianoneill.bsky.social rears its head, again. All it took was a papal conclave, and the revelation that the most powerful leader on the planet is a White Sox fan www.sbnation.com/e/24190613

This is the most Chicago editors note ever

the great lakes republic now controls the holy see. we wait only on pritzker to take up the sword

I cannot stop laughing, this is the second funniest outcome after Pope Pizzaballa

Chicago Pope's here

My emotions the last 20 min

This is The Last Supper now.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Pope Giardiniera I

gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort

It’s nice that there are a few minutes when anyone could theoretically be the new pope.

if you hold a seashell up to your ear you can hear a fighter jet

Just remembered we're still winning the Champions League 😊

Expected Goals over the two games: Arsenal 4.77 PSG 2.90 (including a penalty)

Sorry everyone, these PSG games are the only ones I've put on in the background for work all season. And when I turned it off today Saka scored. So I am obviously cursed and vow to not watch another weekday game again.

And it's Thomas Partey. Again. At faul for both PSG goals. Get. Him. Gone.

JUSTICE

Arsenal just cannot catch a break.

Donnarumma is just an enormous brick wall, doesn't seem fair.

Arsenal are gonna have like 50 shots and convert none of them, aren't they?

😬

I dont need a pope update CBS, I need Arsenal

You know the rule

🫠

It will get lost in the torrent, but hard to overstate how scandalous this is. The national security advisor was communicating via a jerry-rigged version of an encrypted app that functionally removed the encryption, meaning an Israeli company could read all his texts. Throw in the towel, folks.

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think anybody could predict for where this ad goes

Replies to this saying "just get a passport" as if that's not an insane administrative hurdle in its own right that costs time and money a lot of ppl don't have!

What a week this Monday has been. 🫩

Me like two weeks ago: oh wow it's so fun to be a fan of arsenal with really good men's and women's teams Me now:

Gonk Girl (2014)

This is the type of fun defensive stat I love to see.