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Any pronoun as long as it’s consistent and used with love Anxious faggoty Xennial re-learning how to live
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Hotel lighting!!! 😍🤩

This is the intersection of “what I packed for work” and “what I can wear to Cowboy night at the bar.”

Aww, spent a little time with this cutie. 😍

I’m adding this to my plant-based diet.

🤤

Same

For. Real.

Show me your quality meats!

There are so many genital options these days! subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

A hump for hump day. I don’t take a lot of nekkid pictures, so this may be rare?

The AUDACITY of this full read

Got just stoned enough to hyperfocus on hole for an hour or so. I guess that’s my way of gooning.

Lol is this 70% of the people I know? 😂

These marks are 8 weeks old! Apparently I’m the opposite of Wolverine—I never heal. 😂🤣😂

Today, looking my full Frog and Toad best, I happened upon a metal&goth pop up market and bought a bag of dicks. A successful outing.

my dad and my kid and a liiiiiittle bit of pee

A lewk

I was this many years old when I found out that Lorraine Hansberry is a playwriting vampire whose current incarnation is Cole Escola. 😱

She puts the “o no” into “neo noir”

Last weekend I went full Leather Tevye.

Tips and Tricks from Republicans: A good way to make the Department of Education redundant is to let men with guns murder all the students!

I gotta get out of Atlanta. I like bottoming too much to stay here.

Say no more, mon amour

Teeth

I woke up in a hotel and was VERY confused about what city I was in and what day it was. 😂

Hot take of the day: Jamie Lee Curtis is the white Jennifer Lewis. #everyfuckinday

I’ve curated my ig feed so now it’s the perfect intersection of Black women supporting each other publicly and transmasc thirst posts.

If Childhood Me gave everyone their first vibrator, Adult Me gives everyone their first hand mixer.

Going to work an hour and a half before breakfast? Must be a cattle call.

I went to a family Easter brunch and two different people said they were sorry about the asparagus. Heheeeeeeee!

In the future, everyone will be Joe McCarthy for fifteen minutes.

Frog&Toad by day, Anna Madrigal by night

First of all how dare you

“Missionaries? You mean like groomers?”

Lots of crotchety, curmudgeonly, graceless old men on the internet today. It’s tiring en masse.