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It's me, Jezzer, looking forward to reconnecting with everyone who blocked me on Twitter. Unjustly Labeled by the weenie mods for saying mean true things to the KHive. Protect our trans siblings.
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Pre-fame Mr. Beast be like

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Jade refusing to come out of the closet for Pride month

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honestly? getting overwhelmed by Pride and doing the bare minimum is the most authentic the Target merch has ever been

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Target's new Pride collection:

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“I don’t know who these people are,” “I’m missing the context,” “I think I’m lost,” wow thanks for contributing you fucking idiot

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Democratic insiders report they are now looking for the Left's Andrew Tate

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oh look it’s the thing everyone said wouldn’t happen and hadn’t happened, happening

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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.

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omw to find Chris Cillizza's Tesla

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He claimed birthright as a golem

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Newspaper people finding out what happens when people are allowed to respond to the things they write will never get old to me

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Average Bluesky user hearing a joke: When you say boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, it's actually a distraction from the destruction of democracy. Stupider isn't even a word. And lots of girls don't even go to college and get knowledge.

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Gen X people are going to post that peanut butter and pickle sandwich in a couple months and say how tough they were when they had to eat just that while locked outside for hours by their parents

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This is like the test from Bladerunner to see if someone's actually a human

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In just under ten years, the American left has gone from "only white guys" to being "too mean to white guys." Thankfully, the people that decide these things are approaching all of this in good faith, so I know we can trust them.

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The question is not are we bullying the pundit class too hard in Bluesky The question is are we bullying them ENOUGH?

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all the big Democratic power players are like that guy on Twitter who picked up ton of followers for one good post 15 years ago and then never did another one

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I tried imagining the sort of person who willfully subscribes to Pete Buttigeg's substack and I started crying

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My best ever run on Blue Prince. Filled all slots in the house and unlocked Room 46. Root Cellar and The Kennels have incredible synergy together, especially after evoking the Gardener blessing at the Shrine last run to guarantee multiple Courtyards.

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Remember when we made fun of Ella Emhoff's fashion choices until we found out she was much better on Palestine than her stepmom and decided she earned the right to look like a danged gooney bird at all times?

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this washer's stuck on woke!

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"It's Her Turn" was the most cynically bankrupt political slogan of my lifetime

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PSA: You don’t get to assign essays to strangers on the internet

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The thing about the host of Jeopardy Ken Jennings owning me so hard on Bluesky is that he did it in a fun way where we celebrate the good Ken Jennings but I know there’s other big accounts waiting like vipers that have only malice in their souls. It was a real wakeup call.

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"Cooper Lund" isn't even a real name, why is this guy suddenly deciding the state of affairs on this website

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