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Gordon missing the final? Love a bit of schadenfreude me

Doesn’t work in the uk 😞

Watching the figurehead of a doped-up to the eyeballs super team with multiple charges of financial irregularities break down in front of my eyes is, in fact, hilarious.

See you in August lads

This guy fuckin sucks

The more I learn about this Musk character the less I like him

Saka up top IMO. Martinelli/Trossard - Saka - Nwaneri would be really exciting.

Someone I trust implicitly tells me the £65k is going towards a gift for Michael Oliver - like a fancy watch or an all expenses paid trip to the UAE mid season.

I’m not even being over dramatic when I say they should all be dragged into the street by their hair / hairpieces / wispy little moustaches and flogged with barbed wire

The club deserve this unfortunately. Feel terrible for Mikel (to a degree) and the players but they knew there would be more games this season and they shrunk the squad.

Great article. Tim’s a good man.

This is the only acceptable time for the Dyche meme. Utterly ludicrous

Pathetic institution

Mr. Ayto, your time is now

Massive for him as well. Would be such a shame to stall his progress like that

Open and shut case needlessly dragged out by PGMOL. Been infuriating watching people tie themselves in knots trying to justify it.

Just watched, impossibly bleak but brilliant

They genuinely should have lost that game by ten, still can’t believe there were people praising it

Genuinely super excited for Dale Johnson this week

Saliba, Salibarmeleon, Salibarizard

Very well deserved

Lewis-Skelly, you’ve rocked my world. What a player

How many goals has Partey cost us just *strolling* back like fucking Denilson

Josh is 6'4, stick him upfront

*Steve Bruce’s Newcastle United

Bet we won the xG though

Fucking laughable nonsense from everyone involved. Raya on the Lisandro penalty was pathetic

Ugarte is absolute mince, massive McTom downgrade

You gotta laugh

Any more papier-mâché fullbacks Arsenal can sign instead of a forward?

Have to watch this in its entirety every time I see it, just brilliant

Cartoonishly evil bloke

Good lord

Him and Timber, both incredibly hench. Lauren-esque.