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Once thought a brisket would only take 3 hours in the crockpot and had to eat it at midnight. www.jessehagen.com
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Reunited*!!! *featuring new knick-knacks

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The boy has been on vacation with my folks this week. He returns this eve. While I've loved the extra calm to read and sleep, I'm giddy as hell we get to play Zelda together again in a few hours.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Well that settles it. The Minnesota Timberwolves are winning the NBA Finals.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

Died today. Writing this from the grave. Coworker asked what this UX/UI in the Stay Tippin music video was referencing (she was also unfamiliar with the song).

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

I feel really bad for Drake's lawyers. Now he's got them working on Super Bowl Sunday.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Drake about to be doing the most performative "unbothered" Instagram stories of his life.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Bahahahahaha Drake sweating when Kendrick gonna play "Not Like Us," and he hits em with "Euphoria."

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Eugene Levy's eyebrows and Nick Offerman's moustache splitting the vote for VFX (Facial Hair Division) Cannes Lion.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Officially pro Kiss From a Rose Baja Blast commercial

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Super Bowl Costco tip: go like, an hour before kickoff. Never been more empty!

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