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People-watcher but in the same way that cats watch birds and try to catch them through the window.
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The SpongeBob broadcast elevates the NFL to high art imo

submitted 47 days ago • 29 comments

Hawkuna matuah is that anything

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I just found out there's a new Philomena Cunk series coming out next week and my heart is beating in anticipation much like the thumping beat of Belgium dance band Technotronic's 1989 hit single Pump Up The Jam

submitted 61 days ago • 144 comments

Guy who just got a regal unlimited subscription: yeah i'm doing "moanosferatwo today and mufasonic tomorrow"

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

886 is a really large-seeming number. i personally feel like it's bigger than numbers such as 1,000 or even 3,000. it's gotta be, right? i mean look at it. 886. you better call two trucks if you're gonna ship that thing across town

submitted 61 days ago • 30 comments

Ebeneezer Scrooge in 2024 be like honk shua

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 24,1968

submitted 65 days ago • 17 comments

The Bob Dylan movie should have an explicatory rap single attached to it like “Addams Family Groove” or “Wild Wild West”

submitted 67 days ago • 28 comments

the problem with this website is it should be a viable twitter alternative but the vibe is too much gen x facebook and frankly it makes me so depressed

submitted 67 days ago • 21 comments

If this is a difficult season for you I want you to know that the band that had a hit with the blender song in 1998 thinks you're alright

submitted 68 days ago • 300 comments

somewhere i hope there’s a single, continuous audio file of carrie underwood belting out THE LIONS AND THE RAMS IN A BIG TIME SHOWDOWN / THE BEARS AND THE TEXANS IN A PRIME TIME SHOWDOWN / THE FALCONS AND THE CHIEFS IN A WILD SHOWDOWN / THE BILLS AND THE RAVENS IN A MASSIVE SHOWDOWN / THE COWBOYS AN

submitted 67 days ago • 107 comments

*sees someone wearing a nasa shirt* “oh, you like nasa? name 3 songs.”

submitted 76 days ago • 220 comments

The ozians: I wonder if the wizard can read the grimmerie! The wizard:

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

(To the tune of Genghis Khan) I get a little tinnitus khan Don't want you to hear a song Unless it sounds like eeeee Unless it sounds like eeeee

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

The CEO of an amoral health insurance company has been assassinated, leading to celebrations from an angry populace, moral debates, and a citywide manhunt. Critics are calling it "preachy Oscar bait that wades into heady topics without much to say about them". 49% on Rotten Tomatoes.

submitted 84 days ago • 270 comments

Gonna start a school for politicians to learn how to go on podcasts and I'm going to charge so much money and also the entire thing is going to be rephrasing the sentence, "Now, for this next part, you're going to want to pretend like you're currently a human person."

submitted 85 days ago • 326 comments

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

submitted 85 days ago • 626 comments

unfortunately, susceptibility to bullets was a preexisting condition

submitted 86 days ago • 5 comments

I hate playing slitherio cause tell me why i just got killed by someone named "BIG SWIZZLE STICK" 😐

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Knight who just won a battle abiut to get some weed: "time to get some huzzah-za!"

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Absolutely insane to me that some people have 100s of items in their wardrobe. I know I've got at least three...

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee

submitted 89 days ago • 139 comments

Oh look! It’s a gallery of things I must now order online because it takes 20 minutes to find the Keeper of the Deodorant Key

submitted 90 days ago • 2438 comments

i wish there was a song for those of us who are not sick, yet arent entirely well either

submitted 90 days ago • 318 comments