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halts lowkey hit different when they come to a screeching

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if country music’s “Jelly Roll” did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. To Piss Me Off

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thinking about the chinese jon bon jovi, guangdong jovi

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the journey to college basketball’s biggest weekend has been as long as it is arduous. The Chode To The Final Four

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metrosexuals just jumped me outside lush

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so i’m just supposed to “vibe” & “chill out” like some kind of Pot Smoker??

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Liz Lemon is right

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some of the best meals i’ve ever had were the result of an e-scooter wipeout that sent me flying thru a dining room window face-first

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tariffs are unc

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hearing a lot of Oscar buzz re: the new film A Rizzler Runs Through It

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having a hard time getting into “the National Burrito Day spirit” today!

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We used to have bare midriffs—now we just have mid tariffs!

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maybe if men focused more on Their Riffs & not Tairiffs,

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"The cat iss obscene, a creature of pure decadence, in an existence didicated only to leisure and consumption. There is a purity to it that iss horrifying, a singular hunger for [in the most fucked up way imaginable] lasagna that obliterates everysing it touches."

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Drake is just a ripoff of D-Rake, the autumnal mc who often rapped in a pile of leaves 🍁

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cody booger is right

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my gang, TV-14, consumes wholesome content ONLY

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“that’s not a life” —crocodile dundee, re: my level of personal enrichment

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booty of a quality best described as “straight to video” 👎🏻

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Aaron On The Side Of Caution ⚠️: Workplace Safety, Neville-Style

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we told this man that the consequence-free tantrum boys in charge of society are at it again

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Lizzo is short for Tom L. Izzo

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*poker face voice* jd vance

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bro is jerry lewis lowkey unc

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booty had me like

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booty had me like

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The Accountant 2 dares “2” ask: What if a guy had a brother?

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A Complete Yun-known: 5000 Years Of Bob Dylan

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MI-Auburn approaching lifetime fitness levels of slop

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The Accountant 3: Certified Public Asskicking

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this island is not brat

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Just discovered that this was an actual commercial that existed and am absolutely floored. Comments seem to indicated it was filmed at Medusa's too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er2x...

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watching my beers cold activate for Quittin’ Time like

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i face summary execution for violations of No Cuts No Butts No Coconuts

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only a loser would harass college athletes after losing a bet. Draw The Line & save it for cybertruck drivers

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why does this Dick’s employee, A Nerd, think he can beat all these athletes. his arrogance is baffling

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the atlantic leaked my plans to see A Minecraft Movie to Houthi rebels

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*megadeth font* hegseth

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the avengers casually get together to fix society like it’s pickup 16” softball. do your damn jobs

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booty had me like

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finally getting my head back in a rare public recapitation tomorrow

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bro u ever notice how medieval guys were always going around tryna “pleaseth thy lord” 😂 🤷‍♂️

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i wasn’t saying “Yemen” in the boys chat, fwiw. i said “YaMon,” to Chet haze

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