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jhesfeller.bsky.social
Girl dad, PR guy and Disney/Marvel/Star Wars nerd. I also love puzzles and Lego. Proud alum of South Alabama and Alabama. RTR
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that Krasnov thing explains what happened today

I've worked with and been around enough Combine participants to believe that unless Milroe injured or still recovering from one, he got some real bad guidance from his team. Don't sell yourself on speed, then decline to back it up.

Movies you’ve watched more than six times using only GIFs

This is what you get when Pizza Hut stops giving Americans pizza to read books

you ever just wallow in existential dread no bottom text

This entire administration is just this

Thank you reddit for making my day

Seeing posts like this make me feel old. I still listen to that album to this day, and I pre-ordered it from a Camelot Music store.

A high school friend of mine had an Oldsmobile Delta 88 that was more off-roady than this trash

I turned on my phones ringer. I've literally never heard 90% of the sounds coming from this thing

Building model kits. Which sucks, because it was the single most satisfying hobby I ever had. I'm not even totally sure why I stopped.

Jordan Mailata, Nolan Smith and Eli Ricks are Super Bowl champions. Hell of an evening for my IMG Academy guys.

This is some A+ wordsmithing.

This is a very unsmart cat.

College cheerleading is really powered by self tanner and spite. A team is on my flight to Orlando. There's entertaining gossip, for sure.

The internet absolutely peaked around 2007-08. We should aspire to turn the clock back on the world wide web to that.

Skeleton Crew actually did it. Stuck the landing with a really cool ending. Good job @lucasfilm.bsky.social. More of this, please!

Was listening to Nine Inch Nails during a workout and forgot my daughter was downstairs. Luckily, it was a tamer song (Perfect Drug) but she loved it. I'm so proud.

I'm down to this app and Reddit. My only exposure to others is via branded work accounts.

Tech bros slowly breaking my social media addiction one site at a time.

Y'all should be on Signal. stop using Whatsapp for anything other than things like... airport pickup comms w drivers in other countries. Stop chats there.

I just felt like saying that Skeleton Crew is some of the best Star Wars content we've had in the past 15 years. I hope Lucasfilm and Disney don't wuss out from making more of it, or stories with this 80s/Amblin tone.

iPhone made one of those unprompted movies from all my Houston Nutt polo swaps, maybe technology isn’t all bad

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

Slimming down is awesome until you have to replace most of your wardrobe. But I'm down 3 inches in my waist and the lightest I've been in about 15 years.

Falcons making the playoffs with a Saints win? Go Bucs! Even as a Saints fan, that would be a bigger win for us than actually winning right now. Gotta max out the draft slot!

"You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?" I’m probably cooked, but this would be a blast.

Enter the year you turned 10ish into the gif bar and see what was popular back then…

Q: Why is Costco closed on New Year's Day? A: January 1 is the traditional day on which Costco employees harvest all of the hot dogs for the year from the vast Costco wiener farms. Hundreds of thousands of wiener shrubs will be stripped bare in this celebration of bounty.

It's 2025 now. I'm gonna start another rewatxh of the MCU. Why not? Going chronological again.

FYI

The SEC is doing a fantastic job making sure the playoff committee doesn't second guess overall records anytime soon.

At this point, I think the Yea Alabama fund should be sending checks to us for having to sit through this.

Watching the Independence Bowl, and the fact that Troy Edwards' kid is now playing for LA Tech makes me feel old. Edwards was my second favorite Bulldog ever, only second to Sean Cangelosi. That dude was gritty as hell.

Here's the thing about cats: they're perfect. Their tiny little faces? Their triangle ears? Their soft little peets? Literally no complaints.

I have inherited the sickest sweatshirt in history. You have no idea how excited I am about this

I've seen two 6-3 final scores in the NFL that I actually watched. Both times, the Bears were the 3. The last one was the Bears @ Buccaneers in 1999. That was one of Trent Dilfers last Bucs starts before he was injured and Shaun King took over.

My daughter (6) is super into Monster High. And speaking as someone who was obsessed with Dinosaucers and Transformers at the same age, this is weird af but I'll encourage it.

When you think about Bowl Season is just one big overtime.

a PSA about TV ratings press releases

hey 👋 shot in the dark here, but could anyone out there just give me 50 million dollars or so? i should make a couple things clear. one is that i don't actually need it. the other is that i'm not interested in working for it. i just want it for free and for no specific reason. thanks!

Beat Christmas gift so far. Flaming Hot Cheetoes snuggie. DELIGHTFUL!

The MVP of Christmas food 2024 was our friends mom sent over a homemade flan. Her mom is from Brazil and it was the best iteration of my second favorite dessert I've ever had. Overjoyed.