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I stink today. I reek. I don't get it. I don't usually smell like this. I have bathed recently. What is happening?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Baffling

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Campbell's soup really isn't that bad. It's Progresso soup that is a horror. That shit shouldn't be served to animals!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

The classiest way to say SPOILERS AHEAD!! that I’ve ever seen.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

New HOFFSTACK IN THE STACKS read in now before someone else locks the bathroom door!!! hoffstack.substack.com/p/hoffstack-...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

BECOMING LED ZEPPELIN is doing killer numbers at IMAX theaters. I spoke to the filmmakers. Jimmy Page quizzing the director during their first pitch meeting is particularly amusing. decider.com/2025/02/20/b...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

This is art.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Wondering when there'll be a dating ep of @pizzaatmcds.bsky.social

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I'm very skeptical of the Amazon-007 deal (c.f. their LOTR) but if they create a limited series set in 1960s Jamaican MI6 operative working in conjunction with Bond with this vibe I will be change my tune. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ara...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Double-Oh Over. Get ready for the Miss Moneypenny and Felix Leiter spin-off series. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

New HOFFSTACK IN THE STACKS read in now before someone else locks the bathroom door!!! hoffstack.substack.com/p/hoffstack-...

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I am happy to report that Kore-eda Hirokazu's Netflix series ASURA incorporates, in its 7th episode, Bugles corn snacks. With this and Johnny Cash's offering in A COMPLETE UNKNOWN we need just one more for an official trend.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Ever since she was a little girl my mother has made an effort to see all the best picture nominees. Here's how it's going right now.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

These quotes are incredible. Dude is whining about making no cash during the promo cycle. He's flying around the globe at 5-star hotels and all his meals are comped. And by being in the race, he can book all the commercial gigs (like the ones he references in the story). You gotta spend to earn.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

Well, it finally happened. I was typing out the word 'fish'—as in the creatures that live in the sea—and my muscle memory spelled it out P-H-I-S-H.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Who could have predicted??? www.upi.com/Health_News/...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I think my bathroom scale is having a stroke. Somehow I gained 0.2 lbs by ... having a bowel movement.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Proud to say I came on the Fighting in the War Room 500th Episode, spoke about my colon, then somehow BROKE the chat by not exiting correctly and turned the livestream into a black box.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments