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jhoward.bsky.social
technical founder in crypto (not like that) advising startups and thinking about what’s next. what’re you excited about?
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did #wwdc fix that thing where every time you use any apple product you hit a bug

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

In the movie, Elon’s kidnapped by ICE and spends two years in the torture camp as his supervillain origin story. Then South Africa, where he tries to unite the continent against the West. But his lawyer money is what finally stops and dismantles ICE, so that the bad guy is Complicated.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It would be such sweet poetic justice if Elon spent months illegally seizing offices and ruining peoples lives, only to have it happen to him weeks later

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

submitted 3 days ago • 80 comments

this is the exact amount of online I am

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

elon and trump are meeting outside uniqlo on sunday 5pm. 3251 20th Ave, San Francisco, CA, 94132

submitted 3 days ago • 141 comments

start a third party, elon! everyone who failed before just wasn’t smart enough!

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

As the prophecy foretold.

submitted 4 days ago • 53 comments

TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

submitted 4 days ago • 36 comments

she spread on my sheets till i sum()

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

hahaha accidentally snuck into a private event at the Fellow storefront, to check out their new espresso machine AMA

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Executioner: Any last words? Me: Sparn Executioner: Ok [throws switch] Wait, what does that mean Me: Executioner: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN GOD DAMN IT

submitted 706 days ago • 2 comments

home is where the browser cookies are

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

reality needs some zealots of its own

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

And that colon polyp is now National Security Advisor

submitted 20 days ago • 65 comments

my entire apartment smells like curry 🤤

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment