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Kinda like a reverse sisyphus in the sense that I was cursed to tumble down the hills and mountains of the land for "daring to bend the immovable" whatever that means Failing to do comics on the reg, on account of all the tumbling
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I seem to have figured out my productivity pattern. In between bouts of serious writing and drawing I will make inane jokes that are funny to no one but myself. The whimsy tricks me into staying locked in and therefore productive

I don't know why but my writing seems to have evolved the ability to be extremely funny to no one but myself

Sifu is one of the rare "revenge story" video games that posits revenge needn't be a destructive crusade that consumes your life in the process, as long as your kung-fu is sick enough

Hi 911 I'm in a bit of a pickle, some trickster appears to have dropped traps all over and I'm captured in one of them. No grievous bodily harm just yet but I'm quite hungry and my mom is gonna flip if I'm late for dinner. Yeah I can hold

Activating my brain's flight or fight response allowing me to flip over cars like those stories of desperate mothers rescuing their trapped kids through sheer destructive rage at the sight of a Tesla Cybertruck

Much is said about "wow cool robot" however I propose that audiences would not connect with the themes and ideas of the work, if the robot was too lame

Just got the results of my neuropsychologist-sanctioned WAIS IQ test and all I can think about is how funny it would be if my score (130 or top 2%) was higher than Elon Musk because he seems like the type of guy who would absolutely be insecure about IQ despite it having very little meaning

Draw your OCs spitting Dracula Flow bars #art #ocart

No, it's fine. It's in the past. I stabbed plenty of my friends in the back as well. Most of my loved ones even survived their murderous attempts at retribution

The ladies-man-to-landmine pipeline

Whenever someone approaches me in public my defense mechanism is to sing the chorus from Perfect Strangers until the cops arrest me

Some of you might see the Brazilian flag on my bio and ask yourselves "where was he when 7-1 happened" and the answer is I was asleep

I unironically would like to play Hello Kitty Island Adventure

NO !!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

I thought this went without saying, but I'm completely opposed to AND disinterested in AI "art" of any kind, N/F/Ts, or crypto currency BS. Please do not message or comment to me asking about that or you will be blocked on sight. 💋

Oh no, not for youtube or anything. It's like a hobby. I just think it's really fun to rent haunted houses and spend the night on them, to see what happens. No, nothing much ever does, but you never know!!

I knew next to nothng about the Super Bowl and one google search later I'm armed with the knowledge that it's apparently a single game of football. The most important game of the year with a big degree of showmanship but a single game nonetheless. I don't know what I expected really

meu deus

DISCORSE - dashare.zone ADMIN

One surefire way to tell if anyone's ever read the bible is to try and gauge their confusion at the physical dimensions of things mentioned in it. God straight up gave Noah and Moses instruction manuals on how to build the Ark and the Tabernacle to an exact specification down to the inch

Bought a new hellphone 2day and let me tell you migrating all my silly little internet accounts over always fucks me up deeply

Forget blocklists dude you can get a lot of mileage out of your buttons just by checking how people react to this one