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Quips and jokes is how I process ideas. Consider this a warning 28, EN/PT Horseriding mishap survivor. Appeared on Brazilian TV. Local rockstar. (One of the previous details is false) ♂️ 🖥️ 🐧 🖋️ 🦉 🇧🇷 🇬🇧
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Love 2 design a character that makes people say "he looks like a dickhead"

Local bunny rabbit literally too angry to get a job #art #oc #ocart

No I don't have a "voice in my head" that tells me to indulge in bad habits. I choose to do so fully cognizant of my own unity of self. I am all of me, as Shadow the Hedgehog famously said

DNS over HTTPS? What will they think of next

Sometimes I'm afraid my creative projects aren't quality enough to warrant people's attention. Then I'm reminded through the unstoppable success of The Backrooms that quality is in no way proportional to success

I miss when Sims 4 was playable

What's psychology got to say about spending two decades without crying. Asking for a friend who lives 8 years in the future

A deficit in tech literacy plus decades of subtle conditioning towards adapting to new productivity trends seems unhealthy now that snake oil technology is Silicon Valley's de-facto new frontier

I am fully aware of how lame and square this makes me sound but, I have no idea what it is a DJ does. Do they remix songs on the fly. Do they just queue up playlists. Do they just damage vinyl records for fun. I don't know

Honestly I should probably find a way to filter out US politics from my feed unless I deliberately try to engage with it. Seeing US politics when you're not from the US is the most pointless way to invite undue worry into your life

New enemies Revealed online

Steam sale must be nuts cause I can't even check my wishlist right now

Obviously I'm biased towards impressive original artwork when it comes to album cover designs and other supplemental material. But I also kind of love low-rent ad-hoc photoshop collage covers, clearly made on the cheap but with surprising sincerity. Like this image from Phideaux's Number Seven

What would you guys do if you walked into someone's house and they had a framed copy of the Mona Lisa on the wall? I think I'd punch them in the face

I think the funniest AI brainrot anecdote I personally witnessed was some bro in r/iamverysmart who had apparently convinced himself he had figured out time travel, asked chatgpt about it, got mad that it didn't understand what he said and pasted the entire output to the subreddit and nobody cared

Incredible onset on the flea prevention medicine just applied to my cat. As soon as we got done with it one of the little bastards showed itself and popped off of him

God dammit

Was searching for bicycle axle pegs to understand how they work and I think one of the problems of modern internet is that if you search for any physical object in any way the silicon megalocortex immediately assumes you want to purchase it No thanks I just want to read about bike pegs

I think we should eschew the video game terminology of "debuffs", "status ailments", and similar, in favor of Dwarf Fortress's "Syndromes"

Man when I get this comic done I'm gonna make a website for it myself and publish it there and only there. Fuck platforms, all my homies hate platforms. I can have automatic localization based on IP clusters. I can put hyperlink easter eggs to bonus stuff inside panels. Return to the fun web again

I make it a personal point of pride to post about inane stuff that I find funny. I think that's what the internet needs most right now honestly

I asked chatgpt to kill itself and there are now federal agents outside my house

I think "chips", as in the snack food, is probably the closest a word has come to describing what it refers to by the sound alone. You can feel it as you say it. Chipssssss

I think a huge part of the charm in TF2's writing, including the mercenaries themselves, is the ability to be sincere while also not taking itself too seriously. I think these days most bad writing is either irony poisoned nihilism or "this story is IMPORTANT and therefore not allowed to be fun"

Appreciating the relative peace of mind that comes with not living in a country that chooses to snap its fingers and bomb 90 thousand children overnight

I appear to be some leagues ahead in being able to write an unrepentant bastard that did everything wrong and whom I and every character who isn't himself hates deeply

[Me, crouched under an office desk as robbers trade fire with the police over upturned furniture in a fierce shootout]: The girlies... are fighting...!

If your Obsidian workspace looks like a conspiracy theorist's corkboard that means your project is going well

There's so many conflicting incentives conspiring to suffocate artists and their art that pretty much any work that exists and makes its way to you is an unfathomable miracle and we should treat it as such

Hey funny joke, fellow bsky skeeter! However your attempt at humor is factually inaccurate on a couple of levels. Just so you know

This is me after realizing I don't like FFXIV

Everyone wants to be jacked... But no one wants to make sure we have plentiful food to fuel such careless gains...

Has Spacex tried to go full Hank Hill and sell things that are actually meant to catch on fire, like propane and propane accessories