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Pal I've got whole *tracts* of chicks

Fuck this shit stain.

please don’t put in the newspaper that that i got swamp ass

Demanding the evacuation of Tehran is a meaningless thing. They know a place with that many people in it cannot be evacuated. It's just being said so later when the civilian death toll is truly known at the end of all of this they can throw their hands up and say well we told them to leave.

im saying, elijah wood Embodied the tormented twink in these films

is there a reason he dresses like the nostalgia critic

there's a solid 20% chance Kristi Noem just became Patient Zero for Captain Tripps

People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse

A massive waste of money involving the military and the name of a paid sponsor in glowing letters behind it might just be the most American thing ever.

I imagined the characters from ABC's The Rookie decked out in riot gear and taking part in this bullshit and I had a dark, sensible chuckle. God I know too goddamn much about this show, considering I have never watched a single episode.

Step on snake.

what am I lopped chivver? pretty bad chivver then

BALTIMOOOOORE!

contrary to what you may have heard, it is extremely cool to care about things

Fuck fascism.

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing theonion.com/protest...

We should've made a bigger national crisis of someone breaking into Nancy Pelosi's home & trying to kill her husband. But then, we should've made a bigger national crisis about hundreds of someones breaking into the Capitol & trying to steal an election. But then, we should've done lots of things.

With the tragic assassination of a Minnesota Democratic leader, I’m going to underline this point again.

“every other protestor needs to sit down” is maybe the funniest one yet

Feels familiar...

What’s with this obsession with calling food or recipes ‘better than sex’…? I tried your Pinterest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met…

I first heard of this through conservative sources, saying "extreme leftists SMASH through barricades to STORM the Capitol", and like ed it to J6. I fucking knew they were liars, but Jesus Christ...

I stopped giving money to Dem candidates after Fetterman sold my personal info across who knows how many dark, blue, and red webs and I implore my fellow liberals to stop giving politicians more money and to start donating whatever you’ve got - money, food - to people in your immediate communities

Remember: if you see people escaping from ICE, no you didn't

just a reminder that only water goes in your eyes, don’t wear contacts to a protest if you can help it, hot showers will hurt like hell if you have mace or gas residue on your skin. turn off face ID on your phone. pick a buddy & never leave their side. if detained, ask for a lawyer & then shut up.

Something something the world respects us now something something

In 2018, Donald Trump, then in his first term as US president, let Iran out of nuclear restrictions in exchange for nothing. Many people, very much including me, warned that he put things on a path with only two possible outcomes: large-scale war, or a nuclear-armed Iran. And here we are.

You’ll be too young to remember, but there was a time when you could wake up as many as three mornings in a row and not find the world had lost its fucking mind.

I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️ toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf

Never let oppressors tell you how to protest

You do not ever have to hand it to Newsom. He’s just opportunistically using the situation in LA to position himself as anti-Trump while meanwhile supporting anti trans and anti-immigrant (among many other) viewpoints. He just wants to be President - he doesn’t stand for anything.

Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence. They are in charge.

So we've finally got the Bell Riots?

Give me a super cut of every time a Republican has told us to “let the states decide” for the last 50 years, as the Marines are sent into a city they were not needed or asked for.

The dumbest thing is that there was ever a debate about what these guys are