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Thats what you do with a team of hackers.

The wholesomeness of today’s Wikipedia PotD is killing me en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leland_...

Today is Bob Sheldon Day, commemorating the life and death of activist bookseller Bob Sheldon, who was assassinated in Chapel Hill, NC on Feb. 21, 1991 at the height of the antiwar movement against the First Iraq War 🕯️🕯️🕯️ Gone but not forgotten!

Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate theonion.com/heaven-...

DOGE engineer Edward Coristine, 19, is the grandson of a notorious KGB spy.

Well I am absolutely fucking shocked.

Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054

Um

What’s the proper etiquette for farting on the plane.

This is better than putting a child thru Harvard...

My kids went to the book fair today and balled out. I used to dream about it as a kid!

Now #Pepsi also cutting back #DEI initiatives ... Luckily I didn't drink or eat from stuff from you anyway #BoycottFascism www.forbes.com/sites/conorm...

I went slumming on X for a bit. There’s group with accounting expertise that are investigating DOGE’s fraud claims. Misrepresentation of ‘fraud’ findings. More than once the statement was made that DOGE,rather than finding fraud,is committing it.

This muthafukka really doesn't take a bad shot.

Israeli False Flag, Israel Uses Bibas Family To Sabotage Ceasefire & DOGE/Elon Caught Lying Again www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/israel-false... #TheDailyWrapUp #Bibas #DOGE #FalseFlag #Israel

They got some shit on the New Orleans side of Louisiana Ive never seen in Lake Charles. Its like chow mein but french niggafied. I forgot what they call it.

There’s something happening in this country.

This severance edit is why they wanted to ban tiktok 🤣🤣🤣

coiling yourself in knots to act like you don't recognize a sieg heil gesture because you're worried about the blowback from the "terrorist fist-bump" people is some worm hall of fame shit

Back in the day when you could rent the apartments with utilities included, they didn't tell you it was a gotdamn war zone.

Bing-bong it’s your baby mom, this is urgent plz

Obviously I hate that Kash Patel got confirmed as FBI Director but also has anyone else ever looked more Ready to have their most coked up late night conspiracy theories confirmed by the US government?

I went to the Pixie Cup Forest and everyone there knew you ✨

My social feed after that hockey game

UnitedHealth is under investigation by the Justice Department over its Medicare billing practices and how it records diagnoses

I simply cannot believe that a gold chain and an autotuned rap song didn’t make the dude whose apps say it’s ok to call women property cool.

Did the 90s really happen? youtube.com/shorts/cZiVa...

This PEANUTS comic strip was published #OTD on February 20, 1962.

No, USAID Did Not Give 3 Million To A Gaza Based Rapper To Make Anti-Semitic Music www.thelastamericanvagabond.com/usaid-3-mill... via @falasteen47 #USAID #RaffoulSaadeh #Gaza #Israel

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 20,1948

“You should do something.” “Nah, I think I’ll start a committee that oversees a task force to create a coalition that might do something in 2032, but probably not.”

Eric Adams Appoints Deputy Patsy For All Future Corruption Probes theonion.com/eric-ad...

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller on February 19,1974

The crowd booed loudly when Trump recognized the CEO of Pfizer at a Black History Month event at the White House

It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

He’s done it again.. Hermaphrodyke is unfortunately a banger. He can’t keep getting away it!

Scotland Frees Hundreds Of Inmates To Ease Overcrowding theonion.com/scotlan...