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Turn my music high, high, high, high-er (You don't know what you're doing, doing, doing) Sure I do!

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That can't be right... Surely you broke something- how did you manage to empty it? Check again, maybe? The bag of bags has been passed on from our ancestors. It springs eternal. It is everlasting and neverending. Our ancestors said there would always be bags... We. Are. Losing. Recipes.

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Wife: How much food are you going to eat today? Me:

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I've now started pouring my Remy into a champagne flute, because I'm fancy. 😌 🥂 Turn that inebriation up, lemme mooooove, accordingly. 😂

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#gingerbread #beyoncé

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Happy Christmas. Enjoy the season and 🎊🎊

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When my manifestation to see some 'Camel Toe', is lost in translation. 😂😂😂

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Has one too many drinks:

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Christmas shopping complete. My wallet:

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If this made its way to your timeline…. consider it cleansed and blessed 😩🤌🏾

submitted 70 days ago • 6 comments

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

It feels so good to type "Out of Office until January 7th." Time to get a trim and freshen up.

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Cha Cha Cha ft Hah Hah Hah. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Nobody: Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:

submitted 76 days ago • 13 comments

“Cut me some slack, jack.” “Can you dig it?” “Up your nose with a rubber hose” “Stone cold fox” I wanna bring some of these back 😂

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Balenciaga: "Here is Pegasus, wearing our new Neigh collection" Price: £12,000. Bargain.

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Them: Hey are you coming to the work party? Me: Yeeeeaaaaah. Can't wait I'll see you there. Also me at 10pm.

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It's work Christmas party season but when you’re 47, a work 'party' sounds exhausting. I’m not preheating my knees for that.

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Black women with locs!

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Me: Steps on Lego My dramatic body:

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To my Black Kings and Queens: I see you, I celebrate you, and I’m so grateful for the laughter, joy, and light you bring into my life. You’re never alone, and you don’t ever have to be—I’m here, your biggest cheerleader, rooting for you always. Sending love and prayers to you and your loved ones! ❤️👑

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When you're on holiday, and check your emails out of sheer curiosity.... and see a plethora of work queries

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Shoutout to Kamauu and Adi Oasis for creating the healthiest break up song ever.

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Sy Ari Da Kid - Do Black Men Need Therapy [Official Video. #blacksky #blackskyover40 #hiphop

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I remember when Nas said "With Whisker's like a Rat, compared to Beans you wack." 🤣🤣

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4 albums that would serve as an intro to your taste. #Blacksky #BlackskyOver30 #BlackskyOver40 #HipHopsky

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When I say that @jigsawlaw.bsky.social go waaaaay back, this is the kinda shit I'm talking about 😂😭 I can't even remember where we were this night.... But I KNOW we were drunk af!! 💀💀💀

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"Baby I'm a soaker" Me:

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Eddie: "I got some FINE women on the way... My hair look ahiite?" Richard: "Muhfucka, fuck your HAIR! Why da fuck you wearing a belt on the OUTSIDE of ya t-shirt nigga?...and are those white, knee high boots?! WTF Eddie?"

Turn my music high, high, high, high-er (You don't know what you're doing, doing, doing) Sure I do!

That can't be right... Surely you broke something- how did you manage to empty it? Check again, maybe? The bag of bags has been passed on from our ancestors. It springs eternal. It is everlasting and neverending. Our ancestors said there would always be bags... We. Are. Losing. Recipes.

Wife: How much food are you going to eat today? Me:

I've now started pouring my Remy into a champagne flute, because I'm fancy. 😌 🥂 Turn that inebriation up, lemme mooooove, accordingly. 😂

#gingerbread #beyoncé

Happy Christmas. Enjoy the season and 🎊🎊

When my manifestation to see some 'Camel Toe', is lost in translation. 😂😂😂

Has one too many drinks:

Christmas shopping complete. My wallet:

If this made its way to your timeline…. consider it cleansed and blessed 😩🤌🏾

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

It feels so good to type "Out of Office until January 7th." Time to get a trim and freshen up.

Cha Cha Cha ft Hah Hah Hah. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nobody: Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:

“Cut me some slack, jack.” “Can you dig it?” “Up your nose with a rubber hose” “Stone cold fox” I wanna bring some of these back 😂

Balenciaga: "Here is Pegasus, wearing our new Neigh collection" Price: £12,000. Bargain.

Them: Hey are you coming to the work party? Me: Yeeeeaaaaah. Can't wait I'll see you there. Also me at 10pm.

It's work Christmas party season but when you’re 47, a work 'party' sounds exhausting. I’m not preheating my knees for that.

Black women with locs!

Me: Steps on Lego My dramatic body:

When you're on holiday, and check your emails out of sheer curiosity.... and see a plethora of work queries

Shoutout to Kamauu and Adi Oasis for creating the healthiest break up song ever.

Sy Ari Da Kid - Do Black Men Need Therapy [Official Video. #blacksky #blackskyover40 #hiphop

I remember when Nas said "With Whisker's like a Rat, compared to Beans you wack." 🤣🤣

4 albums that would serve as an intro to your taste. #Blacksky #BlackskyOver30 #BlackskyOver40 #HipHopsky

When I say that @jigsawlaw.bsky.social go waaaaay back, this is the kinda shit I'm talking about 😂😭 I can't even remember where we were this night.... But I KNOW we were drunk af!! 💀💀💀

"Baby I'm a soaker" Me:

Eddie: "I got some FINE women on the way... My hair look ahiite?" Richard: "Muhfucka, fuck your HAIR! Why da fuck you wearing a belt on the OUTSIDE of ya t-shirt nigga?...and are those white, knee high boots?! WTF Eddie?"

Why did I scream so loud! 😭😭😭💀

Don't forget about this one. Billy C was big wildin' 🤣😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Billy C skit was hilarious.

When it's been 4 weeks since her wax and beauty treatment.