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@jimboknows27 in the old place. Music stuff at @primebirds. Toronto guy. Sports (mostly blue jays, some eagles and red wings), music, politics, compulsive thoughts, and lots of typos.
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I dunno but I'm into it, thank you...Tampa Bay...Rays?

I experienced a strange feeling yesterday, having watched baseball for the first time in a while: I watched thr jays get walked off and thought "ah bummer. Oh well, still a pretty good game". Like a psychopath would think

YKNOW WHATS FUN? WATCHING VLAD HIT DINGERS GODDAMN I DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I MISSED THIS

Today I'm gonna do something a little different: i will watch a Toronto Blue Jays baseball match.

I very genuinely have no idea who Pedro Pascal is and I don't really want/need to learn. the only thing I know about him is he seems to throw shade at the correct people and that seems like enough to me.

I like Chris LaRue b/c hes refreshingly honest about the in-game ops at the dome. Last time I tuned in he did the ol' "Hey Ben, have you checked out the new outfield bar areas yet" that I 100% expected but followed it up with "theyre cool...PRETTY EXPENSIVE THO" which I definitely did not expect lol

I've been on social media a lot less lately and let me tell you, my mental health is completely unchanged

"Wow, I'm having so much fun playing this new game. It's maybe one of my favourites ever. I'd better stop now so I can build that shelf" is a disgusting arrangement of words and I hope my brain suffers dearly for producing them this morning

NFL-ass final score

Ok ill be brave enough to say it: 0/4 on the "which half is fish which half is sexy" test

Remembering a few months ago when I refused to to the US and someone said I was overreacting. They said "you're white they're not coming after you" Not that I think it's okay for anyone, but they're coming after white, male, *American born* elected officials so I dunno who's still off limits.

been a while since I got a two actually Wordle 1,459 2/6* ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Ten trillion sun's but they only just found it? Boy are astronomers ever dumb. I woulda just looked for the bright spot and gone "ah, there it is". Work smarter not harder.

I had to cancel a guitar lesson because I forgot to make a single left turn at Eglinton and Don Mills. It would've added 20 mins to my ETA. Toronto traffic sucks so bad all I had to say was I forgot to turn on Eglinton and my students dad was like "ah, I guess we'll skip this week then" haha

Pretty sure the toronto Santa Claus parade pulls better than this

Attention everyone I have an important announcement: it's patio season

Everyone look at this Sleeping Giant-shaped graph

It's the time of year where I completely reinvent how I organize my work for the upcoming year. In 10 days I will report back on how THIS spreadsheet is the one that will FINALLY work. Then, the sequel, "okay so it didn't work after all BUT!" drops in about a year

If waiting in the mcdonalds drive thru lane requires you to block two lanes of live traffic (plus a bike lane), consider an alternate breakfast option

Last night I dreamed that I was ripping these huge farts at work and I told my coworkers that they should take it as a compliment that I feel comfortable enough around them to do that and let me tell you, it didn't work

Bluesky: hey, check out your chat requests Me: there's nothing there Blueksy: hey, check out your chat requests Me: there's never anything there! Bluesky: hey, check out your chat requests Me: *sighs and clicks* Bluesky: GOT YOU AGAIN, DUMBASS. BAHAHAHA.

I dunno what percentage of businesses fail but if we're allowed to just steal labour's I don't know thr number is any higher than about 0%