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yes. treat them the way every guy does when a woman says she likes sports.

submitted 253 days ago • 6 comments

I think it would be funny if Jews lobbied to use these requirements to get schools to also display the 613 mitzvot.

submitted 253 days ago • 37 comments

Gone home to glory for Juneteenth. Rest in power to the 🐐

submitted 253 days ago • 8 comments

Ladies and Gentleman of the jury I may not be one of these big city lawyers here with their big fancy city college degrees but as a simple small town lawyer comprised of multiple crows under a trench coat there's a thing or two I know about murder

submitted 495 days ago • 5 comments

What a surprise.

submitted 254 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve gotten used to not having the flying cars and robot butlers I was promised, but nobody told me there were going to be this many fucking Nazis around in 2024.

submitted 254 days ago • 7 comments

This is such maniac shit. Can you imagine spending all that money and time going to med school just to throw it all away for Chris fucking Rufo. The internet remembers. This is what you will be remembered for. You lost everything because you got mad online.

submitted 255 days ago • 5 comments

Quoteskeet with an image to show who you heard at your first concert. Name the artist(s) in the Alt text.

submitted 258 days ago • 1 comment

🎶 birds do it bees do it even educated fleas do it let’s do it let’s fall down a well 🎶

submitted 258 days ago • 1 comment

A rare good day. Please enjoy one of the worst Americans of all-time getting what he deserves.

submitted 258 days ago • 5 comments

Sometimes you meet someone and it’s just... like destiny. You know right away you just want to spend the rest of your life as far away from them as humanly possible.

submitted 281 days ago • 17 comments

Stop watching the news and start listening to music. I cannot stress enough how fucking amazing this is for your mental health.

submitted 259 days ago • 42 comments

This just in: Donald Trump doesn't understand how anything works, other than self-promotion.

submitted 259 days ago • 0 comments

Not like anyone cares but neither do I

submitted 259 days ago • 4 comments

“I don’t have to answer to anybody” is disqualifying for any position of power

submitted 260 days ago • 3 comments

You don't fucking say www.axios.com/2024/06/01/s...

submitted 270 days ago • 28 comments

***SPOILER ALERT*** If you're behind on the reading (which is totally okay!) do not read this. I've been waiting for this day. 🔩 Yes, a spoiler alert for a novel that's over 200 years old. Yes.

submitted 260 days ago • 9 comments

Thank God I was never cool, I’d probably be terrible on cocaine

submitted 260 days ago • 39 comments

“Mom, you’re embarrassing me!” “Be quiet, Justin. I’m trying to find you a new daddy.”

submitted 259 days ago • 2 comments

Excuse me sir, are you the pretender to the crown of Alsace-Lorraine or are you just happy to see me

submitted 260 days ago • 5 comments

will no one think of my mortal coil

submitted 259 days ago • 6 comments

It's really embarrassing.

submitted 259 days ago • 0 comments

"Nah, I'm OK to drive."

submitted 259 days ago • 0 comments

It took the Supreme Court to say what every law student knows by the end of first-year Con Law.

submitted 259 days ago • 0 comments

The challenge is to choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 💙📚👀 Day 20

submitted 259 days ago • 0 comments

Make a movie milder: The Scolding of a Chinese Bookmaker

submitted 260 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump: “We want all remaining Bitcoin to be made in the USA” I think it may be time to move this man into hospice care

submitted 260 days ago • 138 comments