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HE/ hmm-hmm-HIM You can change your address #KCMO but you can't change your teams: #RBNY #NYKnicks #FCBayern
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Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

submitted 14 hours ago • 338 comments

#GVerse #PayAttention - If you are concerned that you may be illegally abducted and then tortured in a prison in El Salvador… DO NOT attend the FIFA World Cup.

submitted 5 days ago • 458 comments

I'm sick and tired of this rumor already. Please stop #Knicks #KnickSky

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

submitted 8 days ago • 2249 comments

Glad to have you here

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are coming to rescue you.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

submitted 14 days ago • 100 comments

We feed you. They hunt us.

submitted 14 days ago • 1252 comments

Well this is awkward

submitted 15 days ago • 666 comments

Rest in peace Jonathan Joss

submitted 23 days ago • 108 comments

Remember when this pic of Elián González was a national scandal instead of a daily occurrence?

submitted 22 days ago • 514 comments

Fuck it. One more time. Summon a win tonight. One game at a time. 😤 #knicks #knickssky

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

I'm sure the pacers fan who showed up to a Knicks party and got trash thrown at him will be all over the TNT broadcast but I doubt they will mention the pacers fan who stabbed two Knicks fans #NBAsky

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

The unfathomable amount of cynicism it takes to make this

submitted 30 days ago • 69 comments

CBS reporter Scott Pelley: This is a warning that I fear many will look back on in five or six years and think “he was so right”. If you haven’t already shared this, please do.

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RIP Bill Nunn aka Radio Raheem

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

if you still have a twitter account

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

We’ve got a vertical poop!

submitted 38 days ago • 100 comments

Josh Hart is a bloody mess 😳

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

The most "Mets" play ever

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

4 of 5 phrases used when reviewing Megalopolis

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Just the Kansas Republican party celebrating mothers by shooting arrows into their back…

submitted 42 days ago • 103 comments

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The Constitution disagrees. The Emoluments Clause, part of Article I, Section 9, Clause 8, bans office holders from taking ANY gifts from foreign countries. There is no mention of quid pro quo. That is because the Founding Fathers knew that even the *appearance* of corruption promotes corruption.

submitted 44 days ago • 942 comments

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey mayor is arrested at ICE detention center where he was protesting its opening, acting US attorney says.

submitted 47 days ago • 1074 comments

Menendez Jr: They feel no weight of the law and no restraint on what they should be doing. And that was shown in broad daylight today when they not just arrested the Mayor of Newark but when they put their hands on two members of congress standing behind me. How is this acceptable?

submitted 47 days ago • 919 comments

The last Leo, Leo XIII, was born in 1810. In 1896 he was persuaded to allow a film camera into the Vatican. He is the oldest (or, the earliest born) human being ever caught on film.

submitted 48 days ago • 94 comments

And being on Fox is a pre-qualification to be in the administration? 🤔

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Time to make a statement, Chicago Fire.

submitted 48 days ago • 16 comments

just had a legit Office Space moment when someone referred to today (Thursday) as "Friday Jr"

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

You're reborn as a cartoon character. Who are you?

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

submitted 50 days ago • 436 comments

🚨 WHIP-AROUND SHOW 🚨 🚨 WHIP-AROUND SHOW 🚨 🚨 WHIP-AROUND SHOW 🚨

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

You're dead now Harry 🎵 You can't come back 🎶 Still be alive if you drove a Cadillac. 😗🎶

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments