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Jim davis is online, and he is on the line. Taking risks, making posts, having a good time with friends. That's the jim davis online guarantee. He/Him.
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You contain multitudes, motherfucker? *ask inquisitively*

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they really went off when they invented bread & butter

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*Super Bowl LX planners*: alright, Kendrick was our most viewed halftime show of all time. Let’s follow this up with another solo rapper from the mid-2010’s: Earl Sweatshirt! *smash cut to the football stadium and the halftime show set is a wireless Rhodes, an apple box, and one flood light*

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my last words will probably be Happy Easter, Xbox

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My wife is gone for the weekend so I guess it's time to get naughty! *still makes full pot of coffee*

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Do I Have Ennui Or Am I Holding In A Big Sneeze

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I got really nostalgic for Madden 96 for the snes for some reason the other day, popped in my copy, and realized that it’s complete fucking ass lmao

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Remember those stories about how the human element was a factor in hesitating to plunge the world into nuclear fire and flames during malfunctions in monitoring from command and control. What we're proposing to do is eliminate that futurism.com/openai-signs...

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The dog

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Neighborhood snowman melted

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programming a robot to laugh at my dick and balls only to realize that a robot doesn't know mirth and is merely repeating jokes it doesn't have context to understand like a 5 year old or ricky gervais

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The best video games are about collecting orbs

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10:21 pm on a Friday night baby you know what that means *boots up brotato while watching a video of someone else playing brotato*

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when you're trying to find the bathroom at the store and end up in the stock area

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The masculine urge to pick up the new Dynasty Warriors game that is apparently “pretty good”

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Vacation was a dream

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Doctopus Octopus

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growing up is about taking 5 mg of thc and playing age of empires 2 for three hours

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Spent an hour and a half in a traffic jam on the way to the airport, still better than watching the inauguration

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get a load of this LINK

submitted 55 days ago • 9 comments

I wouldn’t survive three seconds in any vagina because every woman is a queen.

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Bluesky’s got the juice, unfortunately

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Perhaps there shall be peace in our time

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“I could care less” might be one of my favorite malapropisms because like, yea I am rooting for you a certain amount but also Eh

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spending the evening watching German-language vampire musicals on YouTube, of which there are surprisingly many

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Happier new year than the last

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tentative list of actors I feel obligated to refer to as The Lad when I unexpectedly see them in a thing: -Willem Dafoe -Hugh Jackman -Nicholas Hoult -Jack Quaid -Russell Crowe -Rami Malek

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im not the step dog dad, im the dog dad that stepped up

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this world needs a new king of rag time….

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the Brent Seabrook shirzey stays ON during sex

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trying to explain Numberwang at family Christmas and getting blank stares in response

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happy holidays specifically to the child destroying zip line

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