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oh shit they smoking that old toby

submitted 22 hours ago • 14 comments

All of the Children of the Corn sequels should've been about children of different types of vegetables

submitted 14 hours ago • 17 comments

They say the worst podcast episode in human history doesn't exist...

submitted 1 day ago • 47 comments

"can a phone design cook too hard?" asked and answered

submitted 2 days ago • 26 comments

watching oceans 11 for the time and i gotta say, there’s way less ocean than i expected

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Would

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

If an American posts “oh shit oh fuck” with no other context it’s because something happened in a baseball game, if a British person posts that it’s because something happened to Doctor Who

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

My friend Liam has outdone himself apparently Kevin Sourbones is not pleased 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

Times like these, I am reminded of a line from Edmund Burke: I hope they get every disease and die shitting.

submitted 3 days ago • 118 comments

‘Creepiest pub sign 2025’ competition is now closed

submitted 7 days ago • 21 comments

Roz

submitted 251 days ago • 1 comment

#photography #fotografía Kirill Borgia kingpiltrafilla.blogspot.com/2025/05/kiri...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

A shitty thing to say about a cancer diagnosis, sure, but think about the off the chain street parties that will break out when trump finally shuffles off this mortal coil

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Missus topless sunbathing…

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I have never despised anyone more than these two a$$holes.

submitted 4 days ago • 37 comments

No jokes, just a neat promo shot from THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (1991) with (clockwise) Jonathan Demme, Scott Glenn, Jodie Foster, and Anthony Hopkins.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

decades-long manhunt finally ends

submitted 5 days ago • 442 comments

Windshield Wiper Eyewear by Brevete, France (1971) Invented and designed by Alain Dham

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Marc Bolan, creature on the loose.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

A photo of Superman being subtle about issues and things

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

good morning

submitted 39 days ago • 3 comments

A take on the Batmobile I did in 2016 based on a dream.

submitted 457 days ago • 18 comments

Anyone have the alternate / outtakes to this? #monicabellucci #helmutnewton #gq #2002

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

kermies #art

submitted 6 days ago • 39 comments

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The right wing does not think they’re the Empire. They think they’re the Rebels. Probably because they’re media illiterate morons who are always saying things like, “when did Star Trek go woke”

submitted 7 days ago • 111 comments

Where was E.T. when Ghorman was slaughtered????

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Putin's Protector!

submitted 7 days ago • 196 comments

In case anybody wants a mug: www.bonfire.com/a-mug-3/

submitted 9 days ago • 24 comments

if i worked on star wars i would just make a buddy series about zuckuss and 4-LOM hanging out and being lovable idiots who are pretty terrible bounty hunters that constantly get one-upped by the slick professionals like "hideously burned psychopath," "lizard man," and "genocidal robot"

submitted 10 days ago • 22 comments

hearing the foreman pull on the tail of the parrot steam whistle on friday afternoon before a 3 day weekend, i slide down the back of the brontosaurus i work on top of. the brontosaurus twitches its tail and i careen into a granite quarry pit, killing me instantly

submitted 11 days ago • 54 comments

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

submitted 10 days ago • 150 comments

Star Wars never specifies how long ago “a long time ago” is. It could all be happening in the 1920s

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Concept art for a Ripley comic series. (2016)

submitted 451 days ago • 2 comments

44 years old and I've accepted most of the signs that I'm not a young man anymore: sprouting hair from ears/nose, expanding waistline, general aches and pains in joints. But what upsets me most is now having to hold my phone further away from me in order to be able to read it.

submitted 9 days ago • 19 comments

What

submitted 9 days ago • 62 comments

I'm not sure who the gods of movie programming are at BBC2, but I'd like to offer up a heartfelt prayer of thanks for tomorrow afternoon's double-bill. It kicks off at 12.10 with 'Kelly's Heroes' & concludes with "Where Eagles Dare" at 14.30. A gloriously over-the-top double cheese sandwich.

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

kind of screaming silently over this one

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Figure drawing. 5 min poses. Graphite on 18x24.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatched the Young Ones for the first time in decades recently and it occurred to me that I’d never drawn them. Now I need to draw Jerzei!

submitted 11 days ago • 11 comments

This short documentary about a Scottish man cycling his bike over a mountain with lots of stops for refreshments is one of the most entertaining things I have seen recently and entirely wholesome (if whiskey for breakfast is wholesome, and I think it is) youtu.be/cZk2jV5gJbM?...

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