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jimilee.bsky.social
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I’m only going to ask you one more time, who let the dogs out???

You ever started typing a URL but what Safari is suggesting looks for more interesting?

Is exactly what a serial killer would before you’re tomorrows news.

For the love of god, it’s chipotle not chipolte!!! Fucking stop it!

Would you say you are a young American, young American , you are a young American?

It can be, I guess it depends on your interpretation.

Hey, who’s that going viral with 10 likes? 👍🏻 This guy.

Only 10? Is that per store or just total?

What we need is a little more corpus and a little less habeas.

Is America great again yet?

This! This is what could possibly go wrong!

I wonder what happened with love potions 1 thru 8.

Bwahahahahahahaha

Pope Bob is in the house

Does the runner up pope get a nice parting gift?

The Vatican has been confirmed Pope positive.

New pope for you!

No Pope for you!

I need some entertainmentification, step it up please.

Cheetos and Mtn dew.

FDA Issues Passive-Aggressive Reminder That Serving Tongs There For A Reason

This needs to be seen!

Be the change you wish the fuck other people would be so you wouldn’t have to.

This is me when my hair gets over humidified.

I refuse to say X, formerly twitter because that’s dumb.

And now it is also my favorite thing.

Are we great again yet?

Be the change you want to see in your door handle when pulling up to the meter.

I think Charles Darwin was on to something when he said, “Damn kids, get off my lawn.”

OPINION: No one becomes a journalist because they're afraid to stand up to people in power. https://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/mar/30/opinion-reporting-on-a-leak-is-not-unethical/ 

Shoes, it can buy shoes. The kind that make you jump high.

Now he just wants to borrow stuff.

Sure you can!

Skeet or die, that’s what I say. Well, I don’t, but I’m gonna.

Remind yourself of that when he’s still living in the basement at 49….sex robots do sound appealing, though.

New band name alert: Lumpy Hummus. You are welcome. When you record your first single, send it to me.

Happy 3-14. May your steaks be medium rare and you jobs be blown.

I feel like such a peasant every time I have to turn my head to look back as I’m backing up, instead of looking at a dash backup cam view.