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jimilee.bsky.social
Bass player, collector, sarcastic ass hat
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I’m only going to ask you one more time, who let the dogs out???

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You ever started typing a URL but what Safari is suggesting looks for more interesting?

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Is exactly what a serial killer would before you’re tomorrows news.

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For the love of god, it’s chipotle not chipolte!!! Fucking stop it!

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Would you say you are a young American, young American , you are a young American?

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It can be, I guess it depends on your interpretation.

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Hey, who’s that going viral with 10 likes? 👍🏻 This guy.

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Only 10? Is that per store or just total?

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

What we need is a little more corpus and a little less habeas.

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Is America great again yet?

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This! This is what could possibly go wrong!

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I wonder what happened with love potions 1 thru 8.

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Bwahahahahahahaha

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Pope Bob is in the house

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Does the runner up pope get a nice parting gift?

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The Vatican has been confirmed Pope positive.

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New pope for you!

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No Pope for you!

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I need some entertainmentification, step it up please.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Cheetos and Mtn dew.

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FDA Issues Passive-Aggressive Reminder That Serving Tongs There For A Reason

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This needs to be seen!

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Be the change you wish the fuck other people would be so you wouldn’t have to.

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This is me when my hair gets over humidified.

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I refuse to say X, formerly twitter because that’s dumb.

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And now it is also my favorite thing.

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Are we great again yet?

submitted 60 days ago • 99 comments

Be the change you want to see in your door handle when pulling up to the meter.

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I think Charles Darwin was on to something when he said, “Damn kids, get off my lawn.”

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OPINION: No one becomes a journalist because they're afraid to stand up to people in power. https://www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/mar/30/opinion-reporting-on-a-leak-is-not-unethical/ 

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Shoes, it can buy shoes. The kind that make you jump high.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Now he just wants to borrow stuff.

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Sure you can!

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Skeet or die, that’s what I say. Well, I don’t, but I’m gonna.

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Remind yourself of that when he’s still living in the basement at 49….sex robots do sound appealing, though.

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New band name alert: Lumpy Hummus. You are welcome. When you record your first single, send it to me.

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Happy 3-14. May your steaks be medium rare and you jobs be blown.

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I feel like such a peasant every time I have to turn my head to look back as I’m backing up, instead of looking at a dash backup cam view.

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