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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred Allen
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Knob alert.

submitted 4 days ago • 43 comments

Over my dead body.

submitted 4 days ago • 9 comments

When people ask me how could you get cigarettes when you were so young.

submitted 4 days ago • 29 comments

That's just embarrassing.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

With his mighty chainsaw, Elon knows how to both slash the budget and impress the ladies.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Chickens making fun of strung-out billionaires still trying to impress 13-year-olds.

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments

He'll kill us all! Stupidity kills.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

“I guess I’m hosting tonight.”

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

For me, it's my eyes.

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

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Happy All Star Weekend.

submitted 11 days ago • 28 comments

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Is that large Marge?

submitted 24 days ago • 3 comments

Rude.

submitted 25 days ago • 11 comments

I don't know why business is down today.

submitted 25 days ago • 8 comments

Dogs' reactions to hearing all their favorite words! 🐕😊

submitted 25 days ago • 97 comments

20 years ago I was told by a gallery owner my art wasn’t any good. I stopped painting. 10 years later my brother gave me a bag of paint he found and I found a sheet of wood and made this. It was the start of my entire art career and changed my whole life. You can make something life changing today.

submitted 24 days ago • 27 comments

What's he thinking?

submitted 25 days ago • 6 comments

Love you too good buddy Bigsby!

submitted 28 days ago • 35 comments

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The only way we Californians are going to stop these horrible fires is by taking President's advice. Get yourself a GOP watering can and get out there and water those tumbleweeds. t.co/cS2CqYnmd2

submitted 31 days ago • 17 comments

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This guy stared at me the entire way from DC to LA and I was convinced he was going to follow me and kill me before I realized his sunglasses were just on the back of his head.

submitted 31 days ago • 768 comments

People who are "born again" were also born yesterday.

submitted 31 days ago • 16 comments

Only true friends like Clarence Thomas and Mike Lindell can get away with a fun game of “surprise, I ain’t your wife!”

submitted 32 days ago • 13 comments

Catturd will get that blockage taken care of, he just gets a little excited when his new cutouts come in the mail.

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

“You know cold weather causes crowd shrinkage, right?”

submitted 39 days ago • 425 comments

Bob Uecker on Carson, talking about the Bob Gibson picture.

submitted 41 days ago • 8 comments

This poor fucker right here.

submitted 41 days ago • 10 comments

A Maga in the wild.

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

A lil breezy. Fore!

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Ha

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Poor Kevin Sorbo realizes he’s been insulted by Mark Twain and logs off forever.

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

Pro tip: If you wear this shirt to Subway, Kevin will give you double meat on your sandwich for free. t.co/cQXZDmjCYY

submitted 42 days ago • 11 comments