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jimmybayne.bsky.social
comedy runt, co-host on Blunts Upon A Time Bluntsuponatime.com
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Wow, the more I hear about that Donald Trump guy the more I do not like that guy.

It's not even April and my beach blobby is already ready

No pressure. But. You know. Farts.

Hey, you're really funny. Was your childhood, like, super adjusted and normal?

I don't want an open casket because my friends would probably draw a dick on my face

You need 1760 fruit by the foot packs to eat fruit by the mile.

I will leave out a plate of black coffee in his honor variety.com/2025/film/ne...

@mcchris.bsky.social hey, mc, we follow each other on the twit app because I tell jokes. I'll see you next time you're in Grand Rapids.

I let down my hair today. I forgot to pick up my merkin from soccer practice.

Well it doesn't show signs of stopping And I've brought some Korn for ENnnuOGT GRRrRRADT DAT

It smells like weed in here

Did Georgia O'Keeffe have mirrored floors at home?

I'm pretty sure some of those kids that went on Scared Straight ended up being gay

Innocent

Fun fact: Captain Planet is made from the same blue crystal meth on Breaking Bad

@cartervailmusic.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/AJ0e_... #TedCruzisaFARTBONGER

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OK, so, those McDonald's employees convinced us to not McDonald's anymore, right?

I think it's time to get a McRib to remind myself I don't like the McRib

Ever wonder if Tom and Jerry ever stopped fighting and just explored each other's bodies

Good afternoon. #TedCruzisaFARTBONGER