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Independent consultant. Creator of AutoMapper and MediatR. Originator of Vertical Slice Architecture. Blogger, speaker, author. DDD, distributed systems, etc Twitter: @jbogard

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Going to the UT baseball game today and takes 45 min just to get in to the parking lot. Oooooof

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

ok next time i will make my photoshopping more obvious

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

oops now i'm dead

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

you gotta pump those numbers up. those are rookie numbers

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

crazy to think about how many tools/patterns/architectures in the node.js ecosystem exist solely because of the single-threaded nature of the engine. that constraint has a loooooong tail of implications

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

IT'S A TRAP

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

pro tip: only unload the dishwasher after you've started it. if you forgot to start it, those dishes will just be dirty

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

"I should be notified when the deploy fails!!" oh look, there's the notification email, that I immediately trashed

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

"With special guest, Jake Weary!" www.jqueryreunion.com

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

has anyone made an Octopus Deploy-style dashboard for GH actions? so annoying to try and understand what's deployed where, what deployments are happening now etc etc like, it's not even remotely as good as Azure DevOps release pipelines

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

I still dont quite understand the math of a company that posted $25.8B in last quarter's profit then cuts 3% of their workforce maybe thats why I was never cut out for management

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

alllll the time

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

always make sure to have descriptive branch names 😎

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

You’re asking the wrong people, software devs don’t decide this stuff. Go complain to the MBAs

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

how to monitor your network with this one neat trick

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

GH workflow approvals are so janky if you're not in GH all the time. "just do these 18 navigations and clicks and there it is!" compared to how sooooo much nicer it is in like Octopus Deploy

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

oh wow at least they're being honest now

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

i've had a lot of dumb ideas over the years but this one is top 5: lostechies.com/jimmybogard/...

submitted 25 days ago • 3 comments

sometimes the text in those AI buttons needs a little adjusting

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

"now that is a name I've not heard in a long time"

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

also I had to write a while loop in bash, really shoulda used pwsh instead

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

why have 5 lines of powershell when you can have 40 lines of C#

submitted 26 days ago • 4 comments

so it's OK to delete Skype now? what about Skype for Business

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT 🎶🎵 TURN DOWN FOR WHY 🎶🎵 TURN DOWN FOR WHOM

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the cinema

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

kubernetes is a complexity tax. almost anything is possible, but every task no matter how small or large carries a tax of time and effort because you're in k8s-land

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

you'd think it'd be easy to detect a bad deployment in k8s but oh my god what a mess of phases and statuses and soooo much bash

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

having Tons Of Fun debugging a bash script echo "here" echo "also here" echo "here's this dumb variable $killme"

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

“Dunning-Krueger-as-a-Service”

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Going to the UT baseball game today and takes 45 min just to get in to the parking lot. Oooooof

ok next time i will make my photoshopping more obvious

oops now i'm dead

you gotta pump those numbers up. those are rookie numbers

crazy to think about how many tools/patterns/architectures in the node.js ecosystem exist solely because of the single-threaded nature of the engine. that constraint has a loooooong tail of implications

IT'S A TRAP

pro tip: only unload the dishwasher after you've started it. if you forgot to start it, those dishes will just be dirty

"I should be notified when the deploy fails!!" oh look, there's the notification email, that I immediately trashed

"With special guest, Jake Weary!" www.jqueryreunion.com

has anyone made an Octopus Deploy-style dashboard for GH actions? so annoying to try and understand what's deployed where, what deployments are happening now etc etc like, it's not even remotely as good as Azure DevOps release pipelines

I still dont quite understand the math of a company that posted $25.8B in last quarter's profit then cuts 3% of their workforce maybe thats why I was never cut out for management

alllll the time

always make sure to have descriptive branch names 😎

You’re asking the wrong people, software devs don’t decide this stuff. Go complain to the MBAs

how to monitor your network with this one neat trick

GH workflow approvals are so janky if you're not in GH all the time. "just do these 18 navigations and clicks and there it is!" compared to how sooooo much nicer it is in like Octopus Deploy

oh wow at least they're being honest now

i've had a lot of dumb ideas over the years but this one is top 5: lostechies.com/jimmybogard/...

sometimes the text in those AI buttons needs a little adjusting

"now that is a name I've not heard in a long time"

also I had to write a while loop in bash, really shoulda used pwsh instead

why have 5 lines of powershell when you can have 40 lines of C#

so it's OK to delete Skype now? what about Skype for Business

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT 🎶🎵 TURN DOWN FOR WHY 🎶🎵 TURN DOWN FOR WHOM

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the cinema

kubernetes is a complexity tax. almost anything is possible, but every task no matter how small or large carries a tax of time and effort because you're in k8s-land

you'd think it'd be easy to detect a bad deployment in k8s but oh my god what a mess of phases and statuses and soooo much bash

having Tons Of Fun debugging a bash script echo "here" echo "also here" echo "here's this dumb variable $killme"

“Dunning-Krueger-as-a-Service”

Barista: “what’s a good name?” Me, hilarious: “How about a GREAT name?”

PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081

"ouch"