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I set them free

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If Elon accidentally steps on a sharp object, he falls splayed on the ground as pills bounce out of him like Sonic the Hedgehog's rings

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(slapping the roof of America) buddy you can fit so many Mad Kings in here

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would hate to be distracted by the guy acting like a king calling himself a king

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Kinda upset with how many deliciously ironic resolutions to all this that fate has dangled in our faces without following through on.

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This is like a chimera of 4 different bad articles. It's the Full Metal Alchemist dog of Bari's writing.

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Had booked a flight a couple states over to buy cheaper eggs but now I'm starting to think this was a poor decision

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Complying later? Oh my no, who can think that far ahead, not me. I think I shall comply in advance.

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Aaron Judge, famous for not swinging the bat

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They look like inbred herd animals in a pasture.

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It's the same play they used with Critical Race Theory a handful of years ago where it was useless to defend CRT on the merits because they weren't arguing against CRT on the merits. They just wanted to segregate schools and dismantle pubic education and found a convenient cudgel.

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Sometimes I'm not even sure what grievance the Always Aggrieved Party is on about. It's like they speak in some pissy code they expect everyone to get.

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They don't even contain some of the more toxic aspects one might consider masculine; we watched Musk literally "I'm just a little birthday boy" himself out of a fight with Zuckerberg and Trump even 30 years ago would have exploded if a child punched him.

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Jonas Salk spinning in his grave like sonic the hedgehog

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Telling how even in the world where Schumer's strategies work, the gop still get a lot of things they want

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(talking about the super bowl halftime show on my podcast where I promise to do analytical deep dives into rap songs, pointing out every allusion and entendre in a dry monotone) So you see, Kendrick did this part because he hates Drake

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My car saved me from the damage wrought upon me by my car, hell of a pitch

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Oh man I hate it when the president blows through apparent legal limits with no clear pubic explanation for how his actions could be consistent with the rule of law. I sure hope there are some examples of this defiance of statutes

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One effect of Elon's whole "everyone else is an npc" thing is that he can't recognize the abstract numbers he's casting into the void are attached to human beings and some of those human beings he needs to protect him.

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It's so bleak how this country can let you build a career out of killing someone you didn't have to

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(nodding to the political climate) oh it looks like the folks in charge do want a little racism, time to pivot

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Ghosts of NBA past, present, and future vibes for that game

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Trading Luka for peanuts due to his conditioning is so funny. We like his 30 points 8 rebounds and 9 assists per game, but if he can't hit those marks in the final two minutes do we even want him

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Hmmm people seem confused by the value of this trade we just did, let's get ahead of the news and make sure everyone knows it was also unnecessary

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It's so funny to look at all the opportunities that exist right now for justified alarmism and instead go "wait until you see the price of tomatoes". Sir, Elon has my social security number.

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Very much not the point but this is also the movie where bond says the villain has an "edifice complex" and I'm still mad at the quip years later

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I do not think that's very clear at all ma'am

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Calling my grandparents to tell them about this

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It's the least objectionable part about him but I always forget RFK's voice sounds like that. It's like he's learned to cope with a life where he constantly needs someone to give him a heimlich.

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(my cat after meowing for three straight hours until I feed her at the same time of day I always do) The lesson here is my three hours of meowing accomplished this

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Can an entire political party disassociate? Is this what's happening?

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Yeah I hope the worst things happen to people in this government

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I have to admit, I'm genuinely taken aback at how quickly these folks have plunged the country into their own fever dreams.

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Learning why you don't piss the army off is why it's important for an aspiring fascist to have read a second book.

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When I'm in a big city I look around to see whether spiderman would have an easier or harder time webswinging between buildings

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LoL Cool J

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I like how the pitch for AI has evolved to "it doesn't really work, we don't really know what it's for in the long-term, but maybe it could ruin everyone's lives"

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