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I don’t know why, but this is one of the most inspiring things I’ve ever heard. Thank you Rikishi.

Wasn’t that the guy that sang Thrift Shop?

Clickbait wrestling headline: “Wrestling legend declares that AEW/WWE is bad/doomed/on the verge of cancellation.” Me:

*Catches the last 10 minutes of a random Law and Order SVU episode* Me: Oh hey, I didn’t know Alfred Molina was in an SVU episode. *Bradley Cooper and Angela Lansbury also show up* Me: This episode stacked.

End the Death Riders story. I beg of you.

Been rewatching Supernatural, and boy did I forget about the racist trucker ghost episode.

Me every day for the next four years.

Been re-watching old Family Guy and I forgot that Cleveland used to run a deli.

Started playing #MarvelRivals

Only if it ends this goddamn Death Rider storyline.

*Driving to work after another night of more snow* Me: Well at least the roads aren’t too bad. *Turns onto the interstate to see a semi-truck parked in the middle of the exit to sleep for the night* Me: Dude are you being serious right now?

We switched from directv to hulu live for cable to save money. My dad who has never used a streaming service in his life has adapted well. My mom who watches content on a lot of streaming services hates everything about it and has done nothing but complain about how much she hates change.

Have Family Guy on in the background while I get ready for bed and it’s made me realize how much I miss Adam West.

Randomly watched the first episode of Power Rangers Zeo last night. Lord Zedd escaping the moon palace with all of his stuff in a cardboard box took me out. Could not stop laughing at how absurd that image was.

I’m not calling him that.

*Gracie gets her UNO attack game working to the point it starts making laser sounds* Me: So it just randomly makes Power Rangers in Space sounds. *Gracie laughs* Mom: When did they go to space?

Back on my One Piece bullshit.

McDonald’s apple slices are either really good or the worst thing you’ve ever eaten there is no in between.

A little over a month into my diet and I’m down 12lbs so far. These two pictures are a little over a month a part. (I didn’t realize I was wearing the same shirt until I started this post)

Had to replace the battery and fix a completely fucked hard drive, but this 6th gen iPod works.

And now here is every guy that my 12 year old has recently informed me of that she finds in her own words “hot.”

My brother and I just got into a very heated argument because, despite trying I do not hear the line “She waved.”

My brother is lucky that I don’t just have an extra $105 dollars lying around. Because if I did, I would buy him this shirt for Christmas which is one of the worst wrestling shirts I’ve ever seen.

Tired of normal forklift controls? Have you ever wanted your forklift to have the same control setup as Atari console? Then do I have the forklift for you.

*suddenly in charge.* *stackline replacement leaves on break because he doesn’t want to work* *is given the worst possible replacement who refuses to keep up and won’t pay attention* Me:

Just finished A Man On The Inside. Michael Schur and Ted Danson knocked it out of the park once again.

First Vinyl Record I’ve ever owned. Seemed like a natural starting point for me to understand the appeal of vinyl.

I’ve been rewatching Digimon Tamers. I’m only 29 episodes in but it’s still my favorite Digimon season I think it’s the best paced season and the best of the Saban era dubs* *Have not seen Frontier in 21 years

She also likes to live dangerously

you wake up for the ride, man you don't want to go you ask your mom, please? but she still says no “i’ve been baking all damn day, get in the car and sit”

Alright, I’ve finished my gym session. Now I can eat Thanksgiving dinner mostly guilt free.

…was that not the point of the PlayStation Portal?

me: i heard you do a terrible owl impression him: where me: holy shit that is bad

No one: Absolutely no one: The tv at Planet Fitness that was set to the USA network the moment I randomly look up:

Cody Rhodes Attends World Premiere Of 'Moana 2' In Hawaii, Doesn't Get Whipped By The Rock Or Maui

*Watching Superman and Lois* Gracie: Dad, what’s his name? Me: Which one? Gracie: The hot one. Me: How could I possibly know who that is?

Still filling in for my boss during his vacation. Turns out we’re starting a brand new product with a new stack pattern and the company still doesn’t know what boxes to use. I have to do all of this while being short handed.