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jimmypardo.com

Standing up comedian & host of the award-winning podcast Never Not Funny. Appeared on Conan, Tonight Show, Late Late Show & more. I quit Bryan Adams' band. Jimmypardo.com

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@daniellebkoenig.bsky.social & I hit the Tesla boycott in NOHO!! #FireMusk #Teslasblow(Up)

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

And another one…

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Fun read from @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Check out this piece from @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Big night for the kid here… I was actually able to pee at a urinal with a line behind me! #firsts

submitted 7 days ago • 12 comments

New tour date! MAY 9 - Columbus, OHIO! 2 shows at the Hashtag Comedy Theater 7pm - www.eventbrite.com/e/1250258048... & 9pm - www.eventbrite.com/e/hashtag-co... It’s been forever since I’ve been to Columbus! As the circus ringmaster always said- “Come to 1, come to all!”

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

He who writes this is a fucking nimrod.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Congratulations morons… you voted in the dumbest man alive. PRIORITIES!!!

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

New Tour Date for my "Still Talking 2025 Tour" - DENVER - The Bug Theatre - MAY 7 More to come and full list of cities @ jimmypardo.com www.eventbrite.com/e/1228770669...

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

The poll is coming from inside the house.

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

“It’s great when you win and it’s terrible when you lose.” - Tom Brady throwing around Cliff Floyd level analysis

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

1st Tour Dates of my STILL TALKING 2025 tour are here! Hitting cities for just one night! More to come! ZANIES in Rosemont, IL www.etix.com/ticket/p/369... COMEDY ATTIC in Bloomington, IN www.comedyattic.com/shows/302135 JUKEBOX COMEDY BLUB in Peoria, IL www.jukeboxcomedy.com/shows/301787

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

This jackass is truly out of his fucking gourd.

submitted 26 days ago • 9 comments

After decades of research, I have come to the conclusion that there is nothing… NOTHING in the world worse than someone watching you parallel park.

submitted 26 days ago • 17 comments

Based on 5 minutes of browsing, it would appear Skechers has gone all in on humans bailing on bending over & tying their shoes.

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

This Saturday, January 25 @ 7pm @ Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank. That’s where I’ll be if you wanna take a swing at me! www.flapperscomedy.com/shows/jimmy-...

submitted 32 days ago • 4 comments

Hey person who didn’t vote for Ichiro… Wow, you’re very interesting.

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

Will Melanie’s hat get a role in the new administration?

submitted 34 days ago • 14 comments

Are The Dodgers the only @mlb.com team with a working phone?

submitted 35 days ago • 10 comments

“We’re gonna invade Canada! We’re gonna invade Greenland!” “Sir, it’s 24 degrees.” “Bring it in, guys!”

submitted 37 days ago • 27 comments

Gallows & zip ties optional. abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru... www.cnn.com/2025/01/17/p...

submitted 37 days ago • 5 comments

Already worried about crowd size. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/17/u...

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments