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jimmyunderscore.bsky.social
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The pope is gonna die. And that is On God

I’m drinking a bottle of beer down at the Oink Oink Club.

If I was King Kong, I would have never taken that girl

This is a good reminder that anytime you try to find some kind of 4D chess reason for what Musk does, the reality is much likelier that he is a complete idiot who has no idea how the world works, yet he is powerful and rich and wields near complete loyalty from others so he gets what he wants.

Fox ran a superbowl ad from Kanye for a website that, then and now, is selling only one thing: a white tshirt with a black swastika printed in the middle of the chest. It hasn’t attracted much coverage or comment at all outside of progressive spaces like this. But it’s nuts.

There should be a Costco but for single guys 🥺 @chappellroanbr.bsky.social

The freezing of federal grants, the firing of all inspector generals, the immunization of political violence - does everybody not see what’s happening? In a blitzkrieg, Trump is trying to collapse our democracy - and probably our economy - and seize control. Call it what it is.

We’re a couple hours away from the Republicans saying that the Medicaid funding cut is Democrats fault

i love botero

Sure there’s a lot of chatter from all sides of the aisle, but one thing we can all agreee on is that Donald Trump is stupid as hell.

Hey guys sorry not feeling good I drank out of a little brown bottle marked “xPOISONx” now I don’t feel very good geez I’m really sorry guys

Everytime I go to a Starbucks I feel like I’m doing a 9/11 on my own community.

Every Christmas sweater is an ugly Christmas sweater * standing ovation

I’m sorry but if you built this city on rock and roll I am not paying taxes.

Can someone make me a thin blue line flag but instead of blue it’s thanksgiving themed?

Dive bar called the Oink Oink Club

I’m built correctly. I’m the same as everyone else. I’m just like you.

I got an email from CoachElla about the Coachella lineup and I just unsubscribed and deleted. This is not for me. I still don’t even know why we had a brat Summer.i am not a part of this.

I think we need To stop making music for a couple years. Till we figure out what the fuck is going on.

I was on twitter for 14 years with no followers I smell repeat baby!

I only wish Jeffrey Epstein was alive today to see his best friend reelected

I ate three whole pumpkins this year

Wouldn’t mind coming here to this app and getting my ass kicked.

How fast can you click thru somebody’s top Spotify artists on instagram?

I ate three whole pumpkins this year

If you don’t take your socks and shoes off on a plane flight you’re crazy

There’s so much cool stuff online

A lot of people are mad a Diane Feinstein for dying but I respect a woman’s right to choose.

Crazy, Diane Feinstein rolled her Hellcat 11 times before exploding RIP queen

What if two Vietnamese folks got together and at their wedding they called it a “Nguyen Nguyen Situation” ? I can log off anytime

Ok cool