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Hymie Tungjorps. Hungie Bopboops. Hingy Tingus. Hyro Bingbip. Hingus Dalp. Jangly Hinghops. Tarmie Wingwas. Tempie Hemphouse. https://github.com/hunkyjimpjorps
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submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

probably not some kind of omen that giant sinkholes have started appearing with alarming frequency in my area, I'm not going to consult any kinds of haruspex or seer about it

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

it is funny to stumble upon the accounts on here with 0 followers, 0 follows that just reply to whatever pops up on the Discover tab with inane conservative cliches in the hopes that someone pays some kind of attention to them

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

bought one of those big loaves of rustic italian bread from Costco and am currently using it to make prosciutto and mozzarella sandwiches

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

shoutout to the PT Cruiser with an Avenged Sevenfold decal that I saw while driving to work today... live your truth, buddy

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sick today so I'm on the couch, wrapped in two microfleece blankets and eating cheese curds while I listen to but do not watch rifftrax

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

hallo, bluesky! mein name is hans from stuttgart and I enjoy the computer-programming, eating the plain schnitzel and the confidently posting of the world's stupidest opinions in your mentions

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

any time a conservative's caught doing the most heinous shit, they'll try to play it off by describing it as benignly and innocently as possible oh, so a little precious baby can't have fun online with his friends on the computer? he can't have a little laugh?? it's illegal to have opinions now???

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

getting my dick doordashed and my balls grubhubbed

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

They will never ban posting on a forum for 20 years with the same dozen folks you've grown to quietly resent. Punishment enough

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

a little bit of snow is worse than no snow because if there's not enough snow, everything turns gray and slushy and everything stays open but it's still a pain to travel snow big or go home, I say

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

thanks to the price of the egg, the humble "breakfast for dinner" is now a delightfully luxurious treat

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

spent too long thinking about what to get for lunch and now it's 2 PM, the "fool's lunch"

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments