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jimstewart.bsky.social
Progressive Meatbag. Not a fan of crypto, AI, or bots. I gave at the office. You say shitposting like it's a bad thing. I will reskeet all Alt Text. Be afraid. I am. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaac2d3fizhzo
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I never get to be the crazy one

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I only use my dark magic when no one's looking

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

He’s a 10, but he calls it your je ne sais quoi.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

quick! post glorious shirtless bernie photo again

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

Flour power

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I feel like I’ve lost all my get up and go gurt

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Charming,arent they Because after an hour later who doesnt need to edit

submitted 11 days ago • 15 comments

Quote post you from a different era

submitted 14 hours ago • 5 comments

Orange and White Day 2025.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

post a beach photo

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

me: so what do you think of my home? friend: it's nice. but what's with that one room with all those weird unicorn whale pictures me: oh that's my narwhall of fame

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

friend: he's a total nihilist me: definitely. ugh and those pyramid schemes. friend: are we talking about the same person? me: that ancient pharaoh? friend: me: you're not talking about egypt? friend: no.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

spent too long touching grass now I'm touch(screen) starved

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Imagine hating me, and I'm just over here being hateable.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

With tax filings due Tuesday, the IRS has agreed to cooperate with the Department of Homeland Security. ICE would submit names and addresses of undocumented immigrants with final removal orders, and the IRS would check that info against their taxpayer records.

submitted 7 hours ago • 12 comments

At this point in my life, I expected that I would be hiring a landscaping company to do my yard work. Pondering this as I eat my 3rd dose of Tylenol.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

[first day working at a warehouse] ME: *wearing a house* i seem to have made a mistake

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

I don’t know what they’re talking about. I’ve never once tried to pull your leg. I do intend to name my first daughter Pigglee Wiggleigh. I would genuinely do better than any baby if I could play peekaboo now. White people do love Olive Garden breadsticks. I’m just spitting facts here.

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Feel like I’m living in the only timeline where I’m not a hired goon

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

Beer before liquor doesn’t apply to the pure of heart

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

If I were a weatherman, I would just lie

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Fig Newtons are the Branson, Missouri of snacks.

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

White people will name a child Moonbeam and then have a cat named Earl.

submitted 9 hours ago • 12 comments

"Hello, welcome to the United States economy!"

submitted 3 days ago • 43 comments

China has offloaded $50 Billion in US Treasury bonds & limited further purchase of Dollars. Meanwhile, an anonymous buyer is purchasing European Bonds.

submitted 9 hours ago • 71 comments

Who up buckering they Rogers?

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

@jamellebouie.net, happy birthday! 🎂

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treating myself for my birthday today by staying up late and watching the new 4k of AMADEUS

submitted 9 hours ago • 715 comments

[calls to dogs] Shakespeare! Marlowe! Oxford! Stanley! Bacon! [points to shit on rug] Who did this? [shakespeare raises paw]

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Me: free for a date tonight? Her: sure, how about 8 Me: oh no that’s way too many

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

The 10 Commandments movie costumes were fire 🔥🔥.

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

Who up Xing they Files?

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Back in my 20s I lived with a blind guy, and one time I accidentally left the plunger in the toilet. You don’t make that mistake twice.

submitted 17 hours ago • 2 comments

No plans for me later since it’s your Mom’s night at the glory hole.

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

Fuck your whimsy, and the unicorn you ride in on.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Who up dickin’ they van dyke?

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

I have been training for this my entire life.

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

Happy weekend kids

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Unless you're any member of the cabinet, or White House staff, or member of SCOTUS, or ....

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments