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I know JAWS gets a lot of praise for not showing the shark much, but let’s be real, so many movies don’t even show you a shark at all.

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Lifehack: Distract hungry sharks by opening the 15 pound tub of emergency congealed blood you keep with you at all times, then - and this is the most important part - push the tub AWAY from you. AWAY.

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The first rule of Spite Club is we hold grudges.

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They’ll never find it.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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me: you ever get half way thru a sentence and completely forget what you were taking about lol bank teller: something about a gun

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Do you have a favorite song lyric? Full or partial? I’ll start: “Little Old Lady Got Mutilated Late Last Night “ Warren Zevon , Werewolves of London

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my kids: grandpa what kinds of toys did you have growing up? my dad: a potato

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Trump attacked LA and this led to the largest single day demonstration in US history. Now he’s attacking every ‘blue’ city. The next march will be over 20 million people.

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[wedding] PRIEST: repeat after me GROOM: after me PRIEST: ... [to bride] is he serious BRIDE: no his name is gary

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I am part of an outspoken group of 5 Million Americans. I know there are more of you out there. See you next rally!

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If Melania won’t live with him, why do we have to?

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If

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Here’s our National Guard sleeping on the floor because Trump and Hegseth have no idea how to lead. Their incompetence is off the charts. It apparently didn't dawn on anyone at the top that basics like food, water, restrooms and places to sleep might be necessary during an open-ended deployment.

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While in Vermont, I was pulled over by the local constabulary. He noted my out of state plates. No ticket, but he did give me directions to the nearest Subaru dealer. In a rather threatening voice.

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So, the honeymoon is over. I wonder if Musk has a copy of the Russian Pee Tape?

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Every time I binge The Venture Brothers, I catch more references in the incredible dialogue. Better each time.

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I do TNR. Even the most feral cats look cute when they are asleep post-op. Children are angels when asleep. But I doubt Felon47 looks good while sleeping. The orange all over the pillow case probably detracts…

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We apologize for the recent behavior of the gorillas. Our sign language expert is going through a divorce.

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Harvey Milk served his country honorably — first in uniform, then in public office. Taking his name off this Navy ship sends a clear message, and it’s one of disrespect and cruelty.

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But my mom had a wooden spoon...lol

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Tomorrow is TACO Tuesday. Chicken tacos seem to be the favored flavor.

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This may come as a shock, but when TACO says he doesn’t know anything about something or someone, that is a lie.

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Unreal: To sustain his lie about a "genocide" of "white farmers" while meeting with the South African president, Trump used a photo of war deaths in the Democratic Republic of Congo. I looked into this a bit more. It's worse than it first appeared. 1/ (new piece) newrepublic.com/article/1956...

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Qatar One will end up being his presidential library. Big enough for both his ego and a couple of books he didn’t read. And stolen papers.

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you really don’t want to hear them saying “oh no” in the back when they’re making your sandwich

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cat: omg you’re home I have something I absolutely cannot wait to show you me: is it your butth— cat: it’s my butthole

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Tonight, President Trump is hosting an “intimate” private dinner for the top holders of his $TRUMP memecoin. It’s an unprecedented pay-to play stunt and one of the most corrupt events we’ve ever seen. Here’s what you need to know: 🧵

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If you paid for enough Cryptocurrency you could have dinner with the president. Bottom 10 have to sit at JD Vance’s table.

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Nice yacht where’d ya get it? 🧐 Oh.

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#ProudBlue ⚠️THIS BILL IS REALLY, REALLY DANGEROUS.⚠️ They hid a provision that would protect this evil regime from being held in contempt for not following court orders. YES, YOU READ THAT RIGHT. They snuck in a provision that would stop courts from being able to hold them in contempt.

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