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jinofski.bsky.social
💀18+ Only MDNI💀 27 year old degenerate and complete utter filth, irredeemably evil, ontologically horrid, but also a good boi 👉👈❤️
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Gorgöroth, The Clone Apostate: A transcended clone warrior, known in the Pre-Glow as an "Angelkiller", who was one of the many to rise from the nuclear ashes and seek vengeance upon their human masters and creators

On year three of trying to convince my parents that David Lynch is cool

Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free. theonion.com/humanity-sti...

God’s eepiest girl

The woke left doesn’t want you to say Merry Christmas today

You vill eat zee fake meat big pharma goyslop You vill not play with ze string toy You vill stay on see floor and not climb see counter You vill own nothing And you vill be purring

Nature’s most proficient killing machines (this is how they nap after spending an hour eviscerating a toy into literal shreds)

Oh to be a character in an OSHA family guy parody training video, no problems, 12fps, three animation cycles, just straight up vibing

Tragic: the hottest woman you’ve ever seen in your entire life just walked into a bar, but it’s in your hometown while you’re visiting family

My superpower is never waiting in any line ever thanksgiving week and the ferry wait time was like 5 minutes long, empty DMVs on Saturdays, passport renewal that takes ten minutes God’s repayment for the horrific existence she thrust upon me

Reading about Bird Flu cases on the rise on my phone in a Wendy's where this 50 year old motherfucker is sneezing uncovered into open air twenty times in a row two feet away from me

I don’t think I’ve opened twitter and felt anything other than anger and/or disgust in about a year, and now that I’m locked out for a week, I really don’t see a reason to go back

I have been censored by the "fReE sPeEcH" crowd once again

Went to a conveyor belt sushi place and uhh… shock of all shocks, being allergic to crab and not really liking fish that much really fucking put a massive dampener on the whole experience 💀

Bro the guy at this Taco Bell could NOT be any higher right now This motherfucker just asked if I want sour cream like seven straight times, and was just like, “bruuuuh I gotta warn you, this shit is so freakin dope with sour cream, just wanna make sure mah dude” Best day ever

guys do NOT accept this, write letters and emails to your Democratic representatives and offices, flood their inboxes, DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY AND COMPREHENSIVE CHANGE RIGHT FUCKING NOW