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Arranged marriages are a thing for my family, and given that my mother tried setting me up with kids I’ve babysat and tried convincing me to groom a minor from her village until she turned 18, I rejected it and met my wife via OKCupid.

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If you've EVER (even once time!) supported me on Ko-Fi, come vote on my fanart poll! I need help choosing who to draw ko-fi.com/polls/Happy-...

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Turns out it’s influenza a that’s been going around and took my ass out

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I hate being sick; caught something from my wife, who picked something up from the hospital she works at despite being fully vaccinated and masked up, and now my oral herpes is starting to act up because of it.

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Snow finally stopped about an hour ago, and I just spent the past hour digging like a dwarf (fic), so now my clothes and I are soaked in swear smelling like my old Tae-Kwan-Do gym; good full body workout, at least.

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Looks like we’re gonna stuck inside for the next few days; blizzard has snow already shin deep and not expected to stop for another 6 hours or so, and plows are notorious for skipping our neighbourhood and back alleys where people park.

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Our little Luna’s come a long way; from hiding herself away to snuggling up against me.

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Neighbours refuse to teach their kids to not look into people’s windows, so I used the recent blizzard to create a snow wall for our privacy.

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Decided my face is too pretty to grow out my beard, so I’m keeping it lined up and growing out my afro until I can style animal ears out of it.

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Tell me a fact about your favorite animal

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

The fascinating (annoying) thing about being a masc presenting nonbinary asexual married to a bisexual woman is that people will go out of their way to tell us we’re straight because our relationship appears straight on the surface.

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hi everyone. i am in serious need of getting in a better living situation. pls share if you cant donate 💜 gofund.me/153b90ef

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

Kendrick really just proved why you should always play nice; you piss off the wrong person, you’re gonna wish you were dead

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Looks like Canada and the U.S. are legitimately preparing for a war; Oompa Doofus is preparing to invade Canada for the natural resources, while Canada is preparing to defend itself and start focusing on trade with non-U.S corporations.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Started watching Power & Martial Arts on Tubi, and I just learned Black Americans developed their own defensive martial arts system in prisons, 52 Blocks.

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Because some people misunderstand how Harriet Tubman knocked kids out, here’s an herbology history lesson for the masses. Valerian root tea was commonly given to patients as an anaesthetic because it has sedative effects, while chamomile tea was prescribed as an anti-anxiety remedy.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

I still haven’t forgiven the teacher or the guidance counselor for acting like I was the villain for cussing someone out for bashing my head against a brick wall. How the fuck is mean words worse than violence for the sake of violence?

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I hate when people say “just do the thing, what’s the worse that could happen?”. Full list of everything that’s happened to me when I tried and/or succeeded at something: 3rd grade: had a choreographed solo lip-sync performance created on my own and was booed off stage before I could even start

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Okay, it's Black History Month! Here is a pinned post on all the ways you can support me: (1/?) Buy my books! I have many but the latest is WE CAME TO WELCOME YOU: A NOVEL OF SUBURBAN HORROR, about an interracial lesbian couple moving into a gated neighborhood (and immediately regretting that!)

submitted 22 days ago • 7 comments

American/Canadian tariff war is getting a 30-day delay to hopefully prevent a disaster for both American and Canadian civilians who have nothing to do with the pissing contest of our government officials.

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PUT ALL THEIR HEADS IN TOILETS AND FLUSH REPEATEDLY

submitted 23 days ago • 9 comments

Tomorrow and every day this week. OPM DC

submitted 23 days ago • 16 comments

Just watched Sonic 3… What the fuck was that garbage?!?! It was an interesting 5 min scene, followed by little more than a collection of scenes with meme references sprinkled in, as if a sad attempt to beautify a fresh, steaming turd with glitter and selling it as “art”.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

This is the only correct opinion on men being friends with women. If a man has friends who are women, and nothing happens between them in all the time they’ve known each other, you know he sees women as equals and can be around women without trying to get in their pants.

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At least 20 people have been killed in a plane crash in the north of South Sudan, says the Unity state’s minister for information ⤵️

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Rwandan-backed M23 rebels tighten their grip on Goma, the biggest city in the eastern Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC). 🟠 Follow our LIVE coverage: aje.io/objfrn

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

I feel like the universe is just fucking with me now. I got everything set up and ready to go, idea planned out and setup for execution, but now I can’t use my hands how I because I’ve been doing so much cleaning they got torn to shreds, and the next chance I’ll get is in 2 weeks.

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This is the Ben & Jerry’s video that has folks talking and MAGA losing their shit! We need to support @benandjerrys y’all, because we don’t ever want them to “stick to just the ice cream”. 👀

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