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Do. Not. Disturb. The. Mysterious. Ancient. Rune-inscribed. Skull-adorned. Ring. Found. In. The. Idyllic. Countryside. Seriously, there's a whole book about this. And movies. Long ones!

wrong: "You're an idiot." better: "Your an idiot." acceptable: "Your a idiot." preferred: "Your a idoit." exceptional: "Your are a idoit."

Omg, 😍. “This is a site for pictures of owls… in towels.” owlsintowels.org

Caught up with @craigschaeferbooks.com's patreon, where an unreleased novel is posted chapter by chapter. It's frustrating to have caught up: I want to know what happens next *now*! Part of me wonders if/wishes that this structure could be the unique selling point newspapers and publishers pivot to.

i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days

And you may find yourself living in a thatched-roof hut And you may find yourself living in the Holy Roman Empire And you may find yourself negotiating with your lords And you may find yourself in a beautiful hall, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

New Song - Gator Days

Island Stuck - Gator Days

Gonna be real with you, this feels like an advertisement for spiritual death

Dual sword wielding bunny #sketchbook

Oh really

you're gonna wanna see this

I may be the last person to the party with this but I have discovered Radio Garden and I cannot stop listening to it!! (It’s a site that lets you listen to radio stations across the world — randomly if you like — and discover stuff you’d never find otherwise.) radio.garden

Harriette Mackenzie is such a rare athlete: she’s a BC college basketball star, and she is trans. This is the story of her season: an in-game attack, anti-trans hatred, outing herself, a lifetime of trauma, and how she kept going, despite it all. www.thestar.com/sports/baske...

THE DAYS OF THROWN OUT WONDROUS TAILS BOOKS ARE BEHIND US. YOSHI P REALLY DOES LOVE ME

Planet Definitions xkcd.com/3063

don't think that's going to work

Tim: This is Tim from accounting Me: Hi Tim from accounting Tim: Just say Tim Me. Tim Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim

He tried . . .

I need to apologize to the Captain Planet writers for not acknowledging their restrained and nuanced portrayal of rich corporate villains.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

I think I'm starting to understand how the Mavericks came up with the idea to trade Luka

Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one

lol this lady sued a hospital for saying she sucked and now she owes them $166,000

"Virtue signaling": a phrase invented by those who've smashed their own moral compasses and are pissed off that others' can still find north.

the buccaneers are one team i would not want to play in the postseason. i'm not in football shape, i don't have anywhere near the skill set that would be necessary, i don't belong to a team, and i would have to play them by myself. under no circumstances would i be interested in that matchup

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

Started with a good old (unplugged) #3, thinking I was hot shit at the Sonic the Hedgehog demo. Was my first owned too.

Weakness (Alpha) #GoogleTranslatesMTG