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detective mills 😍

bluesky fucking sucks!!!

got 13 likes on here which is probably this app’s equivalent to 13k on twitter

my favorite feeder x gainer ship 😊💕💕

now seated for SE7EN in imax!

kevin is the thinking man’s minion. bob and stuart are for the unwashed masses

elon musk likes to lick big private part

k i’m literally about to go freaking sicko mode on elon musk

Learn the horrifying backstory of Weasel this week on #CreatureCommandos. Episode 4 is available Thursday on Max.

the GOAT at finding lost animals is a PIG

me & gng

i don’t know mom

just found out sean astin graduated from my college last year????

rudyard kipling if he was gen z: there’s no phone charge in the war 😢

favorite color’s gotta be baja blast

we’ve been using earth to rebuild the mosquito population, which need i remind you, is an endangered species

dcu hype list 1. brave and the bold (if raimi actually were to get the job) 1. superman 2. dynamic duo 3. swamp thing 4. the authority 5. clayface 6. supergirl 7. brave and the bold (muschietti)

stitch on podcast doing damage control after past “naughty” behavior resurfaces: “stitch’s days of doing something shocking just to get a reaction are over. stitch used to make offensive jokes. stitch doesn’t anymore. stitch doesn’t blame his past self for this, but likes himself more today.”

can someone explain to me why we allow this piece of garbage to still have a career in hollywood despite his well-documented problematic history of inciting terror throughout the galaxy??

me

*running down the street trying to catch a cab, squeezing a baked potato straight out of the skin into my mouth like gogurt*

retweet if Luke Hobbs is your comfort character

the idea that clayface as a dark, played-straight gothic horror film can be set in the same world as something like peacemaker is actually a good justification for cinematic universes. this is what marvel should’ve been doing.

KRAVEN THE HUNTER SPOILERS there’s a scene near the beginning where kraven bites a guy’s nose off and spits it out and it feels like an evil dead gag

me and gng

the orville helps a lot with my anxiety and stress

i started watching the orville and it’s low key goated. heartfelt, sincere show where all of the characters are relatively kind and reasonable. weirdly very calming